Disney Agrees To Drop Their Don't Say Gay Rule - But Replaces It With a Worse One

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Saturday, 16 April 2022

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Some people think that Mickey Mouse is gay; Minnie Mouse says they have sexual intercourse at least 4 times a week.

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be at Disney have given in and announced that they are dropping their "Don't Say Gay," rule.

A spokesperson for Disney, Teodore P. Pillsack, 38, who admits to being gay, stated that the amusement park giant will now adhere to the "Don't Say Queer" rule.

Pillsack actually told Papaya Bamboo, with Tabloid Today, that he could not care less what anyone calls him as long as they do not call him a Trumptard Repunkican.

He noted that, last month he was at a Jack-in-the-Box, and the French fry cook called him a GOPer.

Pillsack said that he grabbed three packets of ketchup and threw them at the cook, who yelled that he threw those ketchup packets like a girl.

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