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In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China.
Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...
WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame has just informed the news media about plans for a Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park.
The park is scheduled to open in early 2015, and it will include...
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