Disney is all set to introduce their first on-screen gay character in their forthcoming film " Micky's New World". The Mickey character will be voiced by Ruth Pual. The animated film revolves around the Mouse family, which is described as a “legen…
Los Angeles, CA – (Announcer) Welcome everyone. Welcome to the show. We’re attempting a new format here, where the actors and actresses appear in costume or in some other likeness of the screen character they portray... (She-Hulk) Fuck that! F…
A robot dinosaur in the Jurassic Park display at Disneyland has eaten three children! Ron DeSantis couldn’t be reached for comment, but a spokesperson for his office said that “Those children had been groomed by drag performers, so the dinosaur w…
DeSantis was caught with 100 kilos of high grade pure Columbian cocaine in his gym bag the other day, but he said he was “holding it for a friend”. The friend was with the ATF squad and had once played Goofy at Disneyland. DeSantis said that Mick…
Disney has a glossy new series Ms. Marvel, with a Canadian actress, with really “marvellous" powers. She is a marvellous actress. Not shown yet in the series, is her sister Missy Marvel-there for the bored pre-teen girls (on their 10th boyfriend…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be at Disney have given in and announced that they are dropping their "Don't Say Gay," rule. A spokesperson for Disney, Teodore P. Pillsack, 38, who admits to being gay, stated that the amusemen…
The 2003 Walt Disney movie 'Lilo and Stitch' was a firm favorite with film fans, and sprouted sequels galore, but a man has said that, despite the massive exposure of the characters over the years, he still doesn't know which is Lilo, and which is St...
And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...
Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...
Tiffany Johnson has recovered from her injuries from the Frozen shampoo and has written a parody to the Frozen theme song, Let It Go. According to her lyrics: It's funny how this shampoo, makes everything feel cold. The places where it injure...
Like many young Disney fans, Tiffany Johnson begged her mother to get her the shampoo with Anna and Queen Elsa on the bottle. However, things did not go as expected. First, the mother and daughter had difficulty getting the product out of the bot...
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
President Donald Trump has just issued an executive order to replace his entire Secret Service with Disney characters. He signed the order in Disneyland's Cinderella Castle today at 10:00 AM eastern time. Trump made the executive order to cut d...
Orlando, FL - Disney announced today that it has banned Marco Polo from its resorts and has banned anyone on a Disney resort property from even mentioning the name. The press release by Disney states, "Marco Polo takes over our pool area. The nam...
Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...
Disney is raking in tons of dough from its Frozen, Marvel, and Star Wars franchises. So much so that it's contracting with Elon Musk's SpaceX to store some of that money on Mars ("Get your assets to Mars!"). Of course, while stockholders are happy...
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