NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency has just made it known that the soon-to-be Sing Sing prisoner, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just ballooned up to 401 pounds.
WWNA writer Margarita Mixx, talked with the Trumptard's sexually frustrated wife, Melania, and was told that her 'husbandt' has just hit the big 4-0-0 in weight.
Melania added that the racist tax-evader has gone from eating 7 Big Macs a day, to 9 per day.
The Slovenian native did proudly boast that Donaldo hasn't grabbed a woman by the pussy in over three weeks.
Meanwhile, Ivanka Trump says that she still loves her daddy even though he has now gotten as big as a Tournamemt of Roses parade float.
SIDENOTE: Trump is insisting that Wild Whispers has it completely wrong; adding that he only weights 179 pounds.
