Maybe Trump Should Have Pardoned The Justice's Wife Before Leaving The White House?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 2 April 2022

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"I'll just bet he didn't know anything about his wife's phone calls."

Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Ginni Thomas was trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election. But, of course, trying to overturn an election is a delicate pickle for the wife of a Supreme Court Justice.

Booyah!

No small peanuts on her part. She was a staunch supporter of the Pussy Grabber In Chief.

Ginni Thomas was reported to have sent over 29 text messages to the White House on January 6th, telling them to overturn the 2020 election. Who knows how many more text messages she may have made using a burner phone?

Where does she find the time to vacuum the house, cook supper, and do the dishes and windows? Was hubby at the office on that day? Didn’t he notice she was on the telephone most of the day, and didn’t he maybe ask, “Who have you been talking to all day? Are you planning a surprise party for me?”

Booyah! He’d be on to something.

It wasn’t exactly a party but more like an American attempt at the Fall of the Bastille.

Indeed, she wasn’t going to tell a member of the Supreme Court that she’s trying to overturn a legal election because he would have to have her arrested. Her reply could be ambiguous, saying that she was ordering groceries and forgot an item, so she called back.

“29 times?”

While Attorney General Merrett Garland is busy working on his stamp collection, the January 6th Committee plans to subpoena Ginni Thomas in search of answers.

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