HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is thrilled that Tinsel Town is looking at him to replace Daniel Craig, as the new James Bond, agent 007.
Rodgers, the ex-boyfriend of NASCAR sweetheart Danica Patrick, says that he has been asked to replace Craig, who due to an ear, nose, and throat ailment has lost his British accent.
Craig told the producers of the James Bond franchise that he will take daily voice and dialect lessons to get his English accent back in order to be able to keep his James Bond job.
SIDENOTE: According to Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin, Rodgers has already told him that he is very good friends with Ricky Gervais, Simon Cowell, and Len Goodman, and just being around those three British blokes, he has picked up a perfectly amazing British accent.
