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Funny story: Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself

Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself

Clarence Thomas now identifies as a white Republican female lesbian who weighs a slim 101 pounds soaking wet. The ink has yet to dry on the law she wrote banning her from being her. A close friend of the Supreme Court Justice who is doing all he c…

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Funny story: Supreme Court made U.S. women breeding property of the state

Supreme Court made U.S. women breeding property of the state

Like a pig farm owned by farmer Jones, whose pigs are fed and bred under Mr. Jones's supervision, US women's bodies have become the breeding property of the State. Women no longer have the right or freedom to choose. The Supreme Court passed laws to…

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Funny story: Ginny Thomas Has Dirty Nails – Whaddaya Gonna Do About It?

Ginny Thomas Has Dirty Nails – Whaddaya Gonna Do About It?

While attending a $5000 a plate dinner for “Nazis for Trump”, Ginny Thomas was found to have DIRTY FINGERNAILS! The elite and perfumed and plucked were not happy. Baron von Thistlewick popped out his monocle and took Ginny aside to have a word abo…

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Funny story: Jabba the Hero Hutt Gets a Georgian Statue

Jabba the Hero Hutt Gets a Georgian Statue

Jabba the Hutt is getting his own statue in Georgia – a state known for “Gone With The Wind” and fighting in a civil war against the USA! Jabba is a hero to Georgians. They think Luke and Leia are jerks, and even possibly did terrible things to Le…

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Funny story: Ginny the Sucker Ain’t Blowin’ No Whistles

Ginny the Sucker Ain’t Blowin’ No Whistles

A whistleblower (who shall remain nameless … duh) associated with the American Supreme Court has revealed that Ginny Thomas, wife of the black Jabba the Hutt, is in deeper than anyone ever thought. She is known, among the various justices, regardl…

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Funny story: No Checks, No Balances, Just Gin and Tomic

No Checks, No Balances, Just Gin and Tomic

As Ginny Thomas walked with her lawyers down a hall of echoes, a lone journalist asked her about being a fucktard, and Ginny kept the fake smile plastered to her face and said, “Thank you for your question.” Is she on dope? Doctor prescribed littl…

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Funny story: Prisoner # 8675309

Prisoner # 8675309

To paraphrase Tommy Tutone, “Ginny Ginny, where can you turn to?” Of course, Ginny Thomas has a big important husband who commits crimes and judges crimes of others, but not of himself, (and that’s what makes him great!), so she can always rely on…

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Funny story: GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

The GOP is going all out to raise money for the Presidential race of 2024 - fairly sure Trump with his billions won't be financing anything - as he won't be the candidate. Clarence Thomas came up with the 'GOP Honeys of 2024', as a money-making…

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Funny story: The Latest Poll Shows That 76% of All Whites And 98% of All Blacks Hate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

The Latest Poll Shows That 76% of All Whites And 98% of All Blacks Hate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll clearly shows that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is a very, very hated man. QuinniPinni showed that 76% of all white people hate him, and 98% of all black people hate him. The whites do…

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Funny story: Supreme Court rules that good ol’ boys can march through black neighborhoods dressed as ghosts on Halloween

Supreme Court rules that good ol’ boys can march through black neighborhoods dressed as ghosts on Halloween

In another stunning pile of stupidity the US Supreme Court ruled by a majority that good ol’ boys are allowed to parade through areas of America inhabited by people of color, sporting ghost outfits and carrying lit torches. Ghost suits were previo…

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Funny story: Extra! Extra! Clarence Thomas is Really Jabba the Hutt!

Extra! Extra! Clarence Thomas is Really Jabba the Hutt!

A secret Jedi Master at Disney Studios and Lucas Film has divulged that Supreme Court “Justice” Clarence Thomas is actually ... Jabba the Hutt! Just as Jabba liked to own Princess Leia in that hot golden bikini lingerie, so too does Clarence “Clar…

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Funny story: Maybe Trump Should Have Pardoned The Justice's Wife Before Leaving The White House?

Maybe Trump Should Have Pardoned The Justice's Wife Before Leaving The White House?

Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Ginni Thomas was trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election. But, of course, trying to overturn an election is a delicate pickle for the wife of a Supreme Court Justice. Booyah! No small p…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

BILLINGSGATE POST: Thank God for President Trump! In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that sex organs can be used to determine one’s gender. While conventional sex theories, held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's inter-joinin…

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Funny story: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Corrects “No Ho” Limerick Decision

BILLINGSGATE POST: After receiving a blistering call from Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who wrote the majority ruling referred to below, the editors of the BILLINGSGATE POST stand corrected. In the original limerick published e...

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Funny story: Where’s Ruthie? Ginsburg’s Dead, But Nobody Knows It

Where’s Ruthie? Ginsburg’s Dead, But Nobody Knows It

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the National Lampoon’s movie “Vacation,” the deceased corpse of Aunt Edna toured the USA tied to the rack of a 1979 Ford LTD driven by Clark Griswold in the family’s iconic vacation trip to Wally World. Where’s Ruthie? The...

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Funny story: Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you thought it was difficult to find Waldo, trying to find Ruthie is even harder. There are those who claim she is dead; that the Democrats are hiding her passing so that Trump can’t replace her with a conservative. Slim Eve...

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Funny story: Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh denied pushing fellow Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85, who suffered three fractured ribs in an apparent fall. Justice Ginsburg does not recall how the injury occurred. Police are investigating.

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