MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Melania Trump first came to the United States from her native Slovenia, in 2016. And even though she has lived in America for 26 years, she still has a tremendously heavy Slovenian accent. Here are three tweets that Melania just tweeted:
1. I am seek and tireds uff habeen tu esplain dee fact dat jes, LeBron James and me are tweeting butties, but dat duz not means dat I am deeborcing my rayceast, tax-ebayding, poosie-grabbing husbandt, Donaldo.
2. Let me makes dees purrfectlee clears tu ebry body. I admeet dat I hate dat long-legged, giraffe-looking beatch Ivanka, mush more dan I hate dee selluleet dat ease on my upper leftist and rightest ties.
3. I wheel now state dees for dee record dat in 2022, I wells be deborcing my fooking, tangerine-faced, whore-mongering son-of-a-beach husbandt Donaldo. Tank ju for dose hundretts uf peoples who tells tu me tu diborce the lying motherfokker.
Melania is 51, Ivanka is 40, Lebron is 37, the Trumptard is 75, and Yo Yo Afro Woke is 29.
