MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Papaya Bamboo, with Tabloid Today, managed to land the first exclusive interview with former Trump advisor and girlfriend Hope Hicks.
Right off the bat, Hicks was asked if she is still seeing the Trumptard.
“Oh yes, every chance we get, we get together.” Replied the stunning gorgeous brunette.
She was asked if she felt guilty dilly dallying with a married man. She grinned and replied that Donald and Melania have a perfect example of what is known as a tit-for-tat marriage.
When asked to explain, Hope stated that since Melly is having relations with LeBron James, she (Hicks) has no reservation about having her intimate relationship with Trumpy.
Hope was asked about their intimacies. She giggled and said that Donnie has one of the weirdest sex fetishes she has ever heard of.
When asked to elaborate she said that he likes to put on a pair of her skimpy Victoria’s Secret bikini thong panties and then he loves for her to spank him with a rolled up copy of GOP Magazine.
“That is so weird.” Bamboo remarked.
“Yes," replied a red-faced Hicks, "but the man is worth billions, so what-the-hell!”
