LAS VEGAS, Nevada – (Satire News) – Las Vegas (aka “Sin City) is in the limelight again due to one of it’s most popular “Call Girls.”
The Veni Vidi Vici New Agency reports that Gina Fellawax has made world-wide news due to the fact that she has the largest collection of pussy rings anywhere on the planet.
VVVNA Reporter Lexus Jo Dix interviewed Miss Fellawax in her luxurious penthouse suite, at the world-famous Cleopatra’s Barge Gambling Casino and Hotel.
Dix asked Miss Fellawax, who is one of the top “Ladies of Lust” on the Vegas strip, how it feels to know that she has more vagina rings than even famous movie stars, well-known singers, and even ladies of royalty; such as queens, princesses, and duchesses.
Fellawax, who earns upwards of $100,000 per week, in the boudoir, smiled graciously, tugged at her luxuriously flowing blonde tresses, and said that she had no idea.
She did note that most of her 9,307 cunt rings have been given to her by nice, happy, rich-as-hell satisfied ‘customers.’
