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Funny story: Where Have All The Anti-Vaxxers Gone?

Where Have All The Anti-Vaxxers Gone?

It seems anti-vaxxers are waiting in line for admission into hospitals. Not just in the US, but they're waiting in line worldwide. The sad thing is without vaccinations; it may be too late. If they make it into a hospital, they abandon their anti…

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Funny story: Vaccine industry indicates “mass formation psychosis” important tool devoted to patriotism not profit

Vaccine industry indicates “mass formation psychosis” important tool devoted to patriotism not profit

An anonymous spokesperson for vaccine producers Outmoda has stepped forward to clarify his company's position in the current controversy over “mass formation psychosis.” Mass formation psychosis has emerged recently as an explanation for the gener…

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Funny story: Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy

Americans Thrilled that Unprecedented Infringement of Civil Liberties during COVID-19 Era Has Been Obviated by Unprecedented Infringement of Bodily Autonomy

Americans who blanched at the unprecedented infringement of Constitutional freedoms they experienced in the form of lockdowns, church shutdowns, and business closures, all in the name of mitigating an illness with a sub-one-percent mortality rate, ha…

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Funny story: Annie Don't Get Your Gun, Just Take Your Shot

Annie Don't Get Your Gun, Just Take Your Shot

The headline read: A Pro-Covid Congresswoman Encourages Crowds To Greet Vaccine Door Knockers With Guns What the protein does that mean? Who the protein could be Pro-COVID? Greet vaccine door knockers with guns? Isn’t it against the law to enc…

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Funny story: Flu Vaccine Being Rolled Out Earlier

Flu Vaccine Being Rolled Out Earlier

The best time to have the flu vaccine is in the autumn before flu starts spreading. This year, changes have been made to make sure it's safe for people to have the flu vaccine at GP surgeries and pharmacies. These changes include social distancing, h…

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Funny story: Anti-stupid vaccine marketed as an anti-vaccine vaccine

Anti-stupid vaccine marketed as an anti-vaccine vaccine

Medical experts plan to deal with anti-vaxxers who want take the hoped-for anti-coronavirus vaccine, by marketing an anti-stupid vaccine as an anti-vaccine vaccine. ‘We are convincing stupid people that the anti-coronavirus vaccine will soon be s…

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Funny story: Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Tony Abbott announces cuts to parents with overweight children

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today launched a radical budget initiative on the back of the resounding support for the Liberal Party's decision to cut Centrelink payments to parents who choose not to vaccinate their children. The new budge...

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Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...

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