Sex Sells!!!

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Monday, 25 October 2021

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Popular Victoria's Secret model Cindy Jo Mistwater, 28, is known as "The Queen of The Blue Dots."

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Madison Avenue has just re-iterated that contrary to what the Iowa evangelicals may say, sex sells!

And according to the Omnium Gatherum News Agency sex sells in a very, very big way.

OGNA reporter Ashburn Wasabi recently wrote that sex has just surpassed cell phones, iPads, video games, and Coke Zero as the most popular commodity in the USA.

A recent sex survey that was conducted on the campus of Texas A&M clearly showed that most college students would rather engage in mutual oral sex than sitting down at a fancy steak restaurant and having a 16-ounce T-bone steak.

Meanwhile in Other News. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just commented that according to ex-boyfriend Matt Gaetz and Mitch McConnell, she is now the sexiest congresswoman in the entire US Congress.

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