The IRS Announces That They Will Begin To Tax Prostitutes Under The Pay For Sex Act

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Saturday, 21 August 2021

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Popular Brooklyn whore Greta Fixx says she may quit whoring and become a drug dealer.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that there are thousands of whores upset-as-hell in all five New York City Borroughs.

The IRS has just made it known that beginning immediately, prostitutes (i.e. whores, sluts, street walkers, etc.) will now have to pay tax on whatever they get paid for being boinked by men, guys, fellas, johns, dudes, and bros.

One Brooklyn whore was heard to say that she ain’t gonna pay no fuc*ing tax for getting fuck*d.

Another one commented that next they’ll be taxing her orgasms. [WRITER'S NOTE: DON'T give them any ideas bitch!]

A spokesperson for the IRS replied that if the whores are so fuck*ng upset then perhaps they need to get a legitimate job like becoming a lawyer, a dentist, or a used car salesperson; ahh let's make that last one a fast food manager.

Meanwhile, famed women’s rights attorney Gloria Allred has been hired by the Whores, Sluts, and Street Walkers Union of America to fight for their right to get banged without having to pay effen taxes.

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