COTTON BRITCHES, Alabama – (Satire News) – One of the highest ranking grand wizards of The Non-Benevolent Order of the Bougainvillea Chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, Boudreaux "Cornbread" Dippadiddle, has just confirmed that the KKK and the Oath Keepers are indeed joining forces.
iRumors reports that the KKK has 6,107 members, while the Oath Keepers has 159.
Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors commented that the 159 Oathers are all presently being measured for KKK robes, KKK hoods, and KKK boxer shorts.
Meanwhile assistant Klan rally head of security Bubba “Bubba” Mucksuckee, III, said that he spoke to the Oath Keepers treasurer, and he will be transferring the OK’s monetary funds into the KKK’s bank account.
Mucksuckee revealed that the money, which an inside source divulged amounts to $827.13, will be used to purchase robes and hoods for those KKKOK members who cannot afford to buy their own.
SIDENOTE: It is still in the talking stage, but as of now the KKKOK has narrowed the location of the new KKKOK headquarters to either Crackerhead, Georgia or Pelican Balls, Louisiana.