Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

Funny story written by Erickson 2

Thursday, 24 September 2020

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Jennifer's old pussy

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the cuddly old pussy by donating her to Jennifer Lopez.

The elderly female cat, named Maria, was surrendered to the Lopez home last month, after its owner was no longer able to take care of the animal.

At the ripe old age of 26, with "several senior" health issues, a cat like Maria wouldn't usually be an easy sell — "older pets typically sit for a lot longer" — so when Jennifer Lopez saw the shelter's Facebook post about Maria, she said she knew she had to take in the cat.

Lopez's husband, A-rod, recounts how he felt when he saw Jennifer's old pussy for the first time - and it terrified him greatly!

"When Jennifer showed me her old pussy, the skin was so wrinkled
and loose, that I didn't have the courage to touch it," said A-rod. "I'm not accustomed to touching an old pussy."

Jennifer laughed and said A-Rod was just kidding, because he used to play with frog's and lizzard's that were uglier than her old pussy and he didn't care.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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