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Funny story: Tiger Joke Smells Fishy: Sorry He Handed Justin Thomas A Tampon

Tiger Joke Smells Fishy: Sorry He Handed Justin Thomas A Tampon

BILLINGSGATE POST: This just goes to prove, once and for all, that feminists have no sense of humor. And you don’t have to be female to be a feminist. In fact, anyone can bend their gender and be offended by just about anything. That’s why men are…

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Funny story: Illinois Votes To Change The Feminist Name "Old Man Winter" To The More Appropriate "Old Woman Winter"

Illinois Votes To Change The Feminist Name "Old Man Winter" To The More Appropriate "Old Woman Winter"

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Illinois state senate has voted overwhelmingly to change the phrase from "Old Man Winter" to the more appropriate "Old Woman Winter." The vote came out 96 to 4, to change the phrase. The chairman of t…

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Funny story: France Is More Myth Than Reality

France Is More Myth Than Reality

London- For decades filmmaker's and author's have portrayed France as the country of lover's. It could be that France used to be a romantic country, but in modern times, France is no different from Bangladesh or New York City. After interviewin…

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Funny story: Jazz Musician Censured for Having Fat-Shaming Nickname

Jazz Musician Censured for Having Fat-Shaming Nickname

Jazz trombonist Leroy “Jelly Roll” Wickham has faced public censure for continuing to allow himself to be called by his allegedly fat-shaming nickname. “There’s no shame in eating sweets, including jelly rolls, and having a large-sized body,” note…

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Funny story: Betty Friedan has an old puss

Betty Friedan has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…

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Funny story: Upper-Middle-Class White Woman Ashamed to Have Issue as Unoriginal as an Eating Disorder

Upper-Middle-Class White Woman Ashamed to Have Issue as Unoriginal as an Eating Disorder

After years of late-night bingeing on massive quantities of junk food followed by periods of extreme restriction, Amanda Cantrell of New York City finally came clean to her therapist that she hadn't managed to come up with an issue more original than...

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Funny story: Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...

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Funny story: M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

Militant feminists have described an M&S window display in Nottingham which suggests that women must have "fancy little knickers" as sexist and "vomit-inducing". On the other hand, a display aimed at men suggests that they should have "outfits to...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson is the most brilliant person in the world

Pamela Anderson is the most brilliant person in the world

Pamela Anderson used logical reasoning to express the truth with Australia’s 60 Minutes on Sunday, when she revealed the downfalls of feminism and the #MeToo movement. The intellectual actress called “this third wave of feminism” a “bore.” “I t...

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Funny story: Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

The restaurant chain Dunkin’ Donuts announced on Tuesday that it’s dropping the word “Donuts” from its name, and renaming itself 'Dunkin’.' "The shortened branding will align with the company’s emphasis on coffee and other beverages," Dunkin’ Brands...

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Funny story: Upskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!

Upskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!

It's the sensational new craze that's set to sweep its way around the globe! Already it's 'ruffled the feathers' of a number of feminist groups and a few ultrasensitive frumpers, but most easy-going women see it for what it really is - a harmless bit...

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Funny story: Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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Funny story: Perfectly Normal Male Behavior

Perfectly Normal Male Behavior

Dr Herman Hervey Swinefield, the world renowned American philanderer and film critic has hit back against what he calls the unacceptable face of feminism. Touching up and fondling female backsides is all part of being a male sexual predator and p...

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Funny story: New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

A new feminist organization made up of members 0f the previous "Just Say NO" and "Abstinence Only" orgs has petitioned PBS to cease showing mating dances of hummingbirds and other mating rituals of animals. "There is NOTHING beautiful about these dis...

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Funny story: New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...

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