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Funny story: Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Progressive NYC Madam Offers Lip Service to Feminism

Lila Blossom, who began providing sexual services to men in exchange for money at the age of 16, and now, at the age of 32, heads the Lotus Blossom Massage Cooperative in Harlem, New York, recently decided to offer lip service to feminism by official...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...

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Funny story: M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

M&S Nottingham Knickers Display Not 'Vomit Inducing'

Militant feminists have described an M&S window display in Nottingham which suggests that women must have "fancy little knickers" as sexist and "vomit-inducing". On the other hand, a display aimed at men suggests that they should have "outfits to...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson is the most brilliant person in the world

Pamela Anderson is the most brilliant person in the world

Pamela Anderson used logical reasoning to express the truth with Australia’s 60 Minutes on Sunday, when she revealed the downfalls of feminism and the #MeToo movement. The intellectual actress called “this third wave of feminism” a “bore.” “I t...

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Funny story: Has feminism gone too far?

Has feminism gone too far?

It is something that is heard more and more on the internet these days, particularly in YouTube comments, Twitter arguments, and other media that inexplicably seem to be the primary way in which humans communicate nowadays. TheSpoof decided to invest...

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Funny story: Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

The restaurant chain Dunkin’ Donuts announced on Tuesday that it’s dropping the word “Donuts” from its name, and renaming itself 'Dunkin’.' "The shortened branding will align with the company’s emphasis on coffee and other beverages," Dunkin’ Brands...

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Funny story: Upskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!

Upskirting Set To Be The 'Craze Of 2019'!

It's the sensational new craze that's set to sweep its way around the globe! Already it's 'ruffled the feathers' of a number of feminist groups and a few ultrasensitive frumpers, but most easy-going women see it for what it really is - a harmless bit...

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Funny story: Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Nashville Woman Wonders When Her Bachelorette Party Will Finally Come

Every time 34-year-old Kendra Burke of Nashville, Tennessee, sees a crew of drunken girls in cutoff short-shorts, cowboy boots, and matching T-shirts go by on a foot-powered Pedal Tavern Bus, she wonders when the day will finally come for her bachelo...

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Funny story: Perfectly Normal Male Behavior

Perfectly Normal Male Behavior

Dr Herman Hervey Swinefield, the world renowned American philanderer and film critic has hit back against what he calls the unacceptable face of feminism. Touching up and fondling female backsides is all part of being a male sexual predator and p...

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Funny story: New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

A new feminist organization made up of members 0f the previous "Just Say NO" and "Abstinence Only" orgs has petitioned PBS to cease showing mating dances of hummingbirds and other mating rituals of animals. "There is NOTHING beautiful about these dis...

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Funny story: New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

New feminist org petitions FDA to stop manufacture of testosterone drugs!

A new feminist organization calling itself the..."Alt Pussy" has announced its petition to the FDA to curtail all manufacturing of testosterone drugs in the USA. The group is made up primarily of women harassed by Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly and...

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Funny story: FEMEN damages natural landmark

FEMEN damages natural landmark

Norwegians are collecting money to repair the famous penis shaped rock formation damaged by FEMEN protesters who complained the natural formation promotes sex tourism, sexism, and pregnant women. The popular tourist attraction is located in southe...

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Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...

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Funny story: US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

After a topless feminist protester grabbed President Trump by the crotch while he was visiting a wax museum in Madrid, Spain, a wave of copycat attacks have plagued men who are caught alone in elevators, offices and public places. As the attacks...

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Funny story: Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

ST. LOUIS, MO - Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be groped by a strange man, preferably one who adheres to rigorously strict gender norms. "Really, the rougher...

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Funny story: The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

The alt.right has been much in the news because one of the movement's supporters, Ronald Dickhead, the former head of Brietbart is now the CEO of the Trump campaign. Too, it's in the news because the alt.right supports Trump for President of the U.S...

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