Hundreds of Black Celebrities Want Kanye “The Pest” West To Drop Out of The Presidential Race

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 August 2020

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Kanye has been diagnosed as being a pathological crier, so he wears dark sunglasses to hide his crocodile tears.

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Kanye West has just become an individual that 99.7% of all blacks hate.

West has been told by hundreds of black singers, actors, sports figures, comedians, and McDonalds employees to drop out of the presidential race.

They all say that he will be taking votes away from Joe Biden, who, unlike Trump, actually likes black people.

Kim Kardashian's husband has become a persona non grata in every black neighborhood in America, as well as in England, Germany, and Japan.

The Japanese blacks call him “Shimakiko assholasaki”, which, roughly translated, means “Stupid asshole who cries like a little bitch, pretty much all of the friggin’ time.”

NBA great LeBron James texted him that he better drop out of the race within 48 hours.

King James remarked that, if he doesn't, then the next time he sees him on the street, he will dribble his butt for about two blocks, and then drop-kick him into the nearest garbage dumpster.

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