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Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Funny story: Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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White girl to join Weird Black Girl reality series

Funny story: White girl to join Weird Black Girl reality series

In a controversial move, Amber Green, a white Caucasian woman, just registered to be on Weird Black Girl, a reality series showcasing unique African-American women. James Rosenstein, the producer of the series, says, "Our show values diversity, i...

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Black rights group sues God over snow

Funny story: Black rights group sues God over snow

A local activist group files class action suit against God claiming that snow is racist and doesn't meet affirmative action quotas. They reason that if white folks get white snow, other groups should get snow that is closer to their skin colors. S...

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White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

Funny story: White Police Officer Almost Doesn't Shoot Handcuffed Unarmed Black Man

A Georgia state law enforcement officer was commended for following procedure during a routine traffic stop that nearly turned tragic earlier this week. Deputy Jason Hancock continued police department tradition of shooting unarmed black men, but...

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Kanye West To Crowdfund "KanyEgo Trip"

Funny story: Kanye West To Crowdfund "KanyEgo Trip"

After billionaires Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg declined to invest their billions in Kanye West, the struggling for coherence and self described musical genius is moving to crowdfunding for his next Album, KanyEgo Trip. "I need a billion dolla...

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Ed Sheeran is voted "Most Influential Black Jewish Writer."

Funny story: Ed Sheeran is voted "Most Influential Black Jewish Writer."

Despite not actually being Jewish or Black; Ed Sheeran has just been announced as the Most Influential Black Jewish Writer ever, by the International Black Jewish Committee. The news follows on from a week when Sheeran was voted the most influential...

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Blunts and 40s party kicks off MLK, Jr. Day celebration

Spark that blunt, pass the Milwaukee's, and certainly don't pay that child support. It's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, everybody! Which means it's time to extol everything and all things black. No wonder no one goes to work or school on MLK Day! So fill your morning today with a tri-marathon of the Friday movies, maybe hit Church's for lunch, and make overtures towards the next fine as...

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Obummer plays the race card--again--in launching My Brother's Keeper

WHITEWASHINGTON -- Out to prove that he's as racist as anyone else, President Barack Obummer announced My Brother's Keeper, a multi-million-dollar program for "men and boys of color." White youth need not apply. "This be just for us bloods," t...

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Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Funny story: Paula Deen Blows Off Today Show Interview To Drink Malt Liquor and Apply For Food Stamps

Fresh from admitting that she routinely referred to African-Americans as "n-words", Food Network Fry-cook Paula Deen acted like one this morning when the celebrity porker completely blew off a Today Show interview-- and the show's all-white cast is...

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New Pope will be from Africa

Funny story: New Pope will be from Africa

It was only a matter of time before it happened, but it appears that the next Pope will be Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. Turkson, a high ranking member of the Ghanaian Catholic Church, will be the first black pope for fifteen hundred years, an...

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Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

Funny story: Rob "The Mouth" Parker Suspended For His Robert Griffin III, Cornball Remark

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television. Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sport...

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Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Funny story: Aunt Jemima resigns Vice Presidential appointment

Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.

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Cosmologists answer science's biggest question: What colour is space?

Funny story: Cosmologists answer science's biggest question: What colour is space?

Space, according to Douglas Adams at least, is big. Very big. But what does Douglas Adams know? Cosmologists already know it's so much bigger than that. What they didn't know was what colour space was. They know it smells of fish and tastes of roa...

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Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Funny story: Paul McCartney's "Ebony & Ivory" banned in the UK!

Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...

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20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

Funny story: 20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

APPLE ][e LOAD APPLEBasi > SYNTAX ERROR LOAD APPLESoft Basic > COPYRIGHT 1977, 1979, 1980 > Apple Computers, Inc. CLS ‎5 HOME: CLS 10 LET X$ = "F--k you!" 20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky for "; 30 PRINT "Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 "; 40 PRINT "Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 "; 50 PRINT "Nat...

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Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

Funny story: Black kids in the US can't swim, why?

The US black population cannot swim, don't want to learn and have never bothered, WHY? A US survey has discovered that Blacks just don't like water (swimming in it) and tend to avoid swimming pools and lessons like the pest. A Professor at Yale...

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Laura Schlessinger Uses The "N" Word 11 Times On The Air - She Makes Mel Gibson Seem Like Donny Osmond

Funny story: Laura Schlessinger Uses The "N" Word 11 Times On The Air - She Makes Mel Gibson Seem Like Donny Osmond

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a radio advice show host and author of several self-help books, who certainly did not get her doctorate in race relations, racial sensitivity, or femininity has gone and put, or rather shoved her size 11 high hee...

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Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

Funny story: Charles Barkley Rips Into LeBron James Calling Him A Punk

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Charles Barkley, aka The Round Mound of Rebound may have done gone and stepped smack dab in it this time. Barkley in town judging a Crayfish Eating Contest was asked what he thought about LeBron James leaving the Cleveland...

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Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
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