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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back

Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als...

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Funny story: Police in New Orleans Confiscate A Stripper’s Pole They Say Was Infested With The C-19 Flu Virus

Police in New Orleans Confiscate A Stripper’s Pole They Say Was Infested With The C-19 Flu Virus

NEW ORLEANS - Local authorities have just announced that they were tipped off about a strip club that was operating under very lax conditions. Lt. Benzell Keckle, with the NOPD, said that the club called The Booby Trap, had just recently opened, a...

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Funny story: The New Orleans Police Department Says They Will Be Changing Their 911 Number Because of The Sudden Rash of Calls

The New Orleans Police Department Says They Will Be Changing Their 911 Number Because of The Sudden Rash of Calls

NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans Police Department has informed the citizenry that, due to the tremendous volume of C-19 calls they have been receiving lately, they will be changing their 911 number. Claude Éclair, a spokesperson for the NOPD, said t...

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Funny story: One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19

One of The Nation’s Most Infamous Prostitutes Says Her Business Has Dropped Off By 91% Because of The COVID-19

NEW ORLEANS - The dreaded Coronavirus scare is having an impact on everything and everyone, as evidenced by one Velvetina Winterwood, 29, of New Orleans. Velvy, as her friends, relatives, clients, and husband call her, is one of the most creativel...

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Funny story: New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...

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Funny story: Erskine Quint steams into Texas with smoking barrels!

Erskine Quint steams into Texas with smoking barrels!

British Aristocrat, mercurial stud, brilliantly intelligent and super athlete, Erskine Quint, has been invited to Harlingen, Texas, for a showdown with the local gun-slingers! It is a well know fact that Yanks love British eccentricity and could n...

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Funny story: New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...

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Funny story: Shakira Performs at The Voodoo Arena In New Orleans and She Breaks A Record

Shakira Performs at The Voodoo Arena In New Orleans and She Breaks A Record

NEW ORLEANS - The Colombian Bombshell, Shakira performed at the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans and the audience went crazy. The belly dancing singer holds the record for gyrating her hips at 124 miles per hour, but she has just topped that record in...

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Funny story: Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Canton, Ohio (STT News) - News has been rife with reports of the Washington Redskins changing their franchise moniker due to negativity assumed by so many on the name. But it isn't just DC under the gun. While the league is carefully trying to kee...

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Funny story: Louisiana Oil Company Makes An Unbelievable Discovery In The Gulf of Mexico

Louisiana Oil Company Makes An Unbelievable Discovery In The Gulf of Mexico

NEW ORLEANS - Representatives for the Louisiana based Blue Bayou Oil Company have just informed the news media of an amazing discovery. Arden Woodbush, III, spokesperson for The BBOC said that company geologists are reporting that the oil company...

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Funny story: Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

NEW ORLEANS - Sangria Wine, a reporter with TV ClickerWorld has just informed the television viewing public that Duck Dynasty has received a prestigious award. The A&E show which centers around Phil Robertson and his Monroe, Louisiana family h...

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Funny story: A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

NEW ORLEANS - The Louisiana Department of Festivities has just announced that a 61-year-old high school geography teacher from Lafayette, Louisiana has just won first place in the 1st Annual Louisiana Twerking Contest. Noranelle Grainquist was the...

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Funny story: Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Kenny Chesney has just told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has just about had his fill of all of these prairie fairy rumors. Chesney met with reporter Buck Yazoo at a Burger Belle in Nashville and stated that he's...

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Funny story: Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers

Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers

NEW ORLEANS - The former Queen of Cooking who has now become the nation's number one persona non grata was in the Big Easy hoping to land a job as a greeter at one of the town's Cajun food restaurants. As she was leaving the restaurant after her i...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In A Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar For 2014

NEW ORLEANS - Nina Dobrev, the star of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries, flew down to New Orleans to check out some sights for an upcoming nude calendar. Dobrev told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she had been offered to a...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor About Her Boy Toy

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor About Her Boy Toy

NEW ORLEANS - Jennifer Lopez performed three encores at The Voodoo Arena in the Louisiana city known as The Big Easy. Afterwards the 44-year-old music diva spoke backstage with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. He asked her if she missed...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Date Jenny McCarthy

Justin Bieber Wants To Date Jenny McCarthy

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed in The Voodoo Arena before a sold-out crowd. The Louisiana concert goers were so into the music that they even cheered long and hard for his opening act Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band. When Bieber hi...

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