Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 7 April 2020

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Traci "Boom-Boom" Fillmore says that her sugar daddy kicked her out of his mansion and took away her Lamborghini.

LAS VEGAS – The Las Vegas Daily Light is reporting that the C-19 is even starting to affect the “Sugar Daddy” business.

An independent survey was taken in the state of Nevada, which is known as “The Sugar Daddy Capital of The World”.

The results showed that, out of 1,000 women who have sugar daddies, 731 reported that their rich old dudes have cut them loose and basically forced them to fend for themselves.

One sugar baby, as the women are called, told The Daily Light that she’s had a sugar daddy for seven years, and now she has no idea where her next fancy gown is coming from.

She noted that she has always relied on her fantastically sensuous body to get her everything from expensive jewelry, to fancy imported shoes, to the most amazing sex toys on the market.

When she was asked if she had any other skills, she thought for a moment and then remarked, “Yes, I think that I can type seven or eight words a minute.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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