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Funny story: Esha Gupta case leads to global campaign against “eye rape” (male restraints under consideration)

Esha Gupta case leads to global campaign against “eye rape” (male restraints under consideration)

Bollywood actress, Esha Gupta, has recently found new fame by accusing a hotelier in Delhi of “raping her with his eyes.” Ms. Gupta further explained that the man continually stared at her for a long time and was a “future rapist.” She denied t...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Woman Is Not His Typist

President Trump Says Woman Is Not His Typist

President Donald Trump has gone on record to officially announce that the woman accusing him of sexual misconduct is not his typist. E. Jean Carroll has accused Mr. Trump of lunging at her in the changing room of the Bergdorf Goodman department st...

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Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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Funny story: Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...

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Funny story: Prosecutors look the other way in Seagull case

Prosecutors look the other way in Seagull case

La La Land—Prosecutors in La La Land (aka Los Angeles) announced that martial arts expert and occasional “actor” Steven Seagull will not be prosecuted for a 2002 sexual assault he (allegedly) committed against a former model. According to the mode...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Appeals To Warden For Soap-On-A-Rope

Bill Cosby Appeals To Warden For Soap-On-A-Rope

Bill Cosby, the comedian-turned-rapist, who is serving between three and ten years in prison for his offences, is not enjoying his stay behind bars, it has been reported. The former funnyman has tried very hard to conform to the prison regime, but...

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Funny story: Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Is Being Forced To Watch Endless Repeats Of 'The Cosby Show'

Bill Cosby Is Being Forced To Watch Endless Repeats Of 'The Cosby Show'

Bill Cosby, the actor jailed for between 3 and 10 years for three counts of aggravated indecent sexual assault, has spent his first week behind bars, and, according to sources inside the prison, has been treated horrendously. Cosby, 81, was senten...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Rape Case Is Payback For Wayne Rooney World Cup Sending-off

Cristiano Ronaldo Rape Case Is Payback For Wayne Rooney World Cup Sending-off

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese footballer currently playing in Italy for Juventus, is in trouble over an 'association' he had with a woman in the US in 2009. But do you remember him helping to get Wayne Rooney sent off in that England v. Portug...

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Funny story: Worboys Worries

Worboys Worries

We at Back and to the Left news aren't qualified to do a number of jobs. Brain surgeon, structural engineer, milkman or professional sportsmen are all occupations that are well beyond us. However it seems that being a member of the UK justice systems...

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Funny story: Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

1) Harvey, my boyfriend is a bodyguard for Vladimir Putin. On weekends, he bounces at biker bars. 2) Harvey, my boyfriend only plays chess with serial killers. The loser always gets hacked to pieces with a machete'. 3) Harvey, I have a headache...

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Funny story: Woman: PlumMart said to purple up or leave

Woman: PlumMart said to purple up or leave

Fuchsia, Purplonia [PP] -- An Earthling woman says she was told to put a purple shirt over her orange top while shopping at PlumMart or leave the store. Amber Green told The Tentacle Times she was shopping at a Fuchsian PlumMart with her sister la...

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Funny story: Women's Groups want Rapeseed Renamed

Women's Groups want Rapeseed Renamed

[PP] -- Major women's rights organizations want rapeseed renamed to prevent what they see as trivializing rape. Women First spokeswoman, Connie Lingus, says, "A plant can't be raped. How can a plant know the horror of a crime that's committed against...

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Funny story: Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Says Whites "Drug Addicted Rapists"

Mark Twain Returns To Earth, Says Whites "Drug Addicted Rapists"

Mark Twain befriended figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Frederick Douglass, wrote that slavery dehumanizes both the slave and slaveowner, and wrote a series of articles protesting discrimination against Chinese immigrants and exposing police...

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Funny story: Central Park Five Take Out Ad Supporting Death Penalty For Donald Trump

Central Park Five Take Out Ad Supporting Death Penalty For Donald Trump

In a surprising twist the men who were coerced as teens into making a false confession of rape are now openly calling for the death penalty to punish Donald Trump. The Central Park Five have even taken out an ad in the Daily News, the same newspaper...

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Funny story: Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...

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Funny story: Indian Man Consumes Chowmein, Turns Into Raging Rapist

Indian Man Consumes Chowmein, Turns Into Raging Rapist

Ram Singh Tharki, a resident of Gurgaon, had no idea what was in store for him when he set out for his usual haunt, Kakke Da Dhaba, and ordered a plate of extra spicy chow mein. On consuming a spoonful of the chow mein, Tharki had an irresistible...

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