Now that American women can’t get an abortion, they can still get raped and be forced to keep the kid and raise it – hopefully Republican. This is great news for the white race and those who insist that it’s greater than other races cuz Jesus says so…
J.D.Vance of Hillbilly Elegy fame regards a pregnancy resulting from rape or incest as an okay situation. But he adds, "So maybe it's inconvenient?" For the rapist? Never. Oh no. It may be inconvenient for the pregnant woman. But, according to…
Austin, TX Wood Blister reporting. Gov. Greg Abbott, as he signed the most restrictive anti-abortion law in the country, explained why the law did not provide for abortion after six weeks in cases of rape or incest. "We are abolishing rape and in…
Prince Andrew, who has been keeping a very low profile since his squirming 'car crash' Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis, last November, served to destroy his public reputation, has been defended over his claim that he "cannot sweat", by a Bucki…
Harvey Weinstein, the former Hollywood movie producer who, on Monday, was convicted of rape and sexual assault at his trial in New York City, and now faces up to 25 years in jail, has already landed himself in hot water after allegedly fondling the t...
Prince Andrew, the man who admitted he had wracked his brains to see if he could remember raping an underage American girl when she was just 17, is to meet the girl again, face-to-face, to see if she can 'jog his memory'. The Prince, also known as...
Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform. Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regula...
am an alcoholic. My name is Marc, and I am an alcoholic and rape victim. I grew up in Alabama , was raised Baptist, with all the baptisms and Sunday meetings and hallelujahs you could ask for. My mamma was as strict a woman as you could expect, m...
am an alcoholic. I have said that at so many meetings, I have lost count. My life has not been pretty. Some people say you are born an alcoholic, some say you let yourself become an alcoholic due to traumatic events. I am the latter. I have Jim J...
Bollywood actress, Esha Gupta, has recently found new fame by accusing a hotelier in Delhi of “raping her with his eyes.” Ms. Gupta further explained that the man continually stared at her for a long time and was a “future rapist.” She denied t...
President Donald Trump has gone on record to officially announce that the woman accusing him of sexual misconduct is not his typist. E. Jean Carroll has accused Mr. Trump of lunging at her in the changing room of the Bergdorf Goodman department st...
In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her…
Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...
La La Land—Prosecutors in La La Land (aka Los Angeles) announced that martial arts expert and occasional “actor” Steven Seagull will not be prosecuted for a 2002 sexual assault he (allegedly) committed against a former model. According to the mode...
Bill Cosby, the comedian-turned-rapist, who is serving between three and ten years in prison for his offences, is not enjoying his stay behind bars, it has been reported. The former funnyman has tried very hard to conform to the prison regime, but...
A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...
Bill Cosby, the actor jailed for between 3 and 10 years for three counts of aggravated indecent sexual assault, has spent his first week behind bars, and, according to sources inside the prison, has been treated horrendously. Cosby, 81, was senten...
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