Man Watching In The Night Garden going slowly mad

Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 2 November 2019

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Where is the Ninky Nonk?

A man in Chutney On The Fritz can't sleep after watching ten episodes of In The Night Garden with his three-year-old son.

'I loved the first episode, but the Iggle Piggle got lost in the forest one night, and the Ninky Nonk couldn't find him. I couldn't sleep for a few nights after that, but then I watched a few more with James, and he loves them, so I thought I would give it one more go, but then I saw that they slept in beds, in the outdoors. They are feral. Where is the after-care for them?'

His son, James, sleeps soundly at night.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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