19:00. Quiz Show Blunders Gary Lineker presents hilarious clips of quiz show contestants getting answers embarrassingly wrong. Contains mild swearing.
19:30. Mother Truckers Reality documentary. Jessica nearly crashes her ten-wheeler after her children get stuck on the roof.
20:00. Jew North More adventures with Isaac the Canadian rabbi and his ursine companion, Gentile Ben.
20:30. Hot Property A hut on the rim of a volcano attracts multiple potential buyers.
21:00. Cocks Out Christopher Biggins is in Cardiff this week, to judge a selection of nude penises offered by members of the public.
22:00. Film: Destructinaut (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger plays an invincible man who must somehow be destroyed.
00:10. Film: Le Poitrines de Julie (Julie's Tits) A French woman goes in search of her missing brassiere.
01:50. Geoffwatch Watch obese celebrity Geoff Lardo sleep. Hear him snore live.
04:45. Nuclear Submarine Check Signal Please switch off if you do not have permission to watch.