TV Guide - September 18th

Funny story written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Tuesday, 17 September 2019

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Television was originally invented as an anti-masturbatory help

19:00. Quiz Show Blunders Gary Lineker presents hilarious clips of quiz show contestants getting answers embarrassingly wrong. Contains mild swearing.

19:30. Mother Truckers Reality documentary. Jessica nearly crashes her ten-wheeler after her children get stuck on the roof.

20:00. Jew North More adventures with Isaac the Canadian rabbi and his ursine companion, Gentile Ben.

20:30. Hot Property A hut on the rim of a volcano attracts multiple potential buyers.

21:00. Cocks Out Christopher Biggins is in Cardiff this week, to judge a selection of nude penises offered by members of the public.

22:00. Film: Destructinaut (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger plays an invincible man who must somehow be destroyed.

00:10. Film: Le Poitrines de Julie (Julie's Tits) A French woman goes in search of her missing brassiere.

01:50. Geoffwatch Watch obese celebrity Geoff Lardo sleep. Hear him snore live.

04:45. Nuclear Submarine Check Signal Please switch off if you do not have permission to watch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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