Washington DC - A post-Brexit US-UK trade deal will see the return to British soil of American cruise missiles, according to Spoof sources close to Mike Pompeo, President Trump’s trusty Secretary of Snakes.
The deal is being thrashed out with British Prime Monster, Theresa May, as part of a wide-ranging future trade collaboration - said to include fluoridated American chickens and British spam.
It will see the comeback of up to 50,000 intermediate range hyperbolic nuclear rockets to their former RAF Greenham Common, Berkshire moorings following a crucial US-Russia trick-or-treaty collapse.
“The Intermediate-Range Nuclear Farces - or INF - treaty has been declared null and void by the Grump Administration,” US defence sources said this morning, “amid a review of international relations of Melania’s Bolshevik cousins.”
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