After becoming half-mad last week and reducing the length of his first name by 60%, rapper Kanye West has achieved the 'full house' this week, and gone stark-raving bonkers.
West spoke to reporters, and announced that he would be in Washington on Thursday, and would make it his business to call on President Donald Trump for lunch. They would, he said, be discussing:
* manufacturing resurgence
* prison reform
* how to prevent gang violence
* what can be done to reduce gang violence in Chicago
* his namechange
* his new album, out last Saturday, entitled 'Yandhi'
* any other business
It's not clear why West thinks his opinions on these matters would be of any interest to the President of the United States of America, but his strange announcement may be a continuance of the behavior that led to him making his namechange last week.
Men in white coats were seen lurking nearby.
As soon as West had finished addressing the reporters, a phone call made its way to the White House Oval Office, where President Trump was soaking in a jacuzzi full of suds. He listened, semi-carefully, and then asked: