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Funny story: Gay Gnomes

Gay Gnomes

A man was removed from an ASDA in Plymouth after becoming enraged at a number of “Gay Pride Gnomes” that the megastore was selling. The man who is known locally for his love of bellowing at pigeons and claiming tall trees are part of the “queer a...

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Funny story: Gay couple are finally married

Gay couple are finally married

Sissy News: Gay couple Hassan al-Kontar and Stanley McConnell applied for a marriage license from Blue Chicken County, Minnesota. The jealous clerk, Abigail Miles, realized the two individuals listed on the application were male, then refused to offi...

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Funny story: Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...

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Funny story: Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...

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Funny story: Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...

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Funny story: Australia to introduce Gay Apartheid

Australia to introduce Gay Apartheid

Australian Minister for Foreign Affairs, Julie Bishop, has announced that the Australian government plans to introduce a Gay Apartheid policy at Christmas. A senior minister in the ruling Liberal-Nazis-And-Trickle-Down-Christian-Pedophiles-And-Wife-B...

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Funny story: Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Comic Book News- Over the last few years, some adult comic book fans have argued for diversity within the Marvel Macrocosm. Prior to the 2017 announcement that the company would be making "Mysterious Panther" and "El Cap-e-tan Marvel Guy," the stu...

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Funny story: Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

"What's that Bi+ch doing on this plane and why is she in the economy area?!" An angry passenger travelling on the same Jet Blue Airline flight from NY to Florida screamed at stewardesses demanding that Ivanka Trump and her family be ejected or put in...

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Funny story: Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Washington DC - Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that religious groups who want to worship without having sodomites doing it in their pews will have to "shut up and deal with it or face the full coercive, incendiary wrath of...

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Funny story: Elton John wants intimate, private meeting with Putin!

Elton John wants intimate, private meeting with Putin!

Campaigning for gay rights in Russia, Elton John, has gone public and requested a very private meeting with mega-macho-hetero-President Putin! Putin replied in his typical stern, diplomatic manner; "Dear Elton, I have a perfect idea where you c...

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Funny story: Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Tampa, Florida - With his eye towards a centrist electorate in a general election race between himself and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush today said that "the Supreme Court's word is not final and the gay marriage debate w...

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Funny story: Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...

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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...

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Funny story: Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Shergar, County Louse - A semi-skilled cabinet maker in Ireland has come out in pubic as the first openly Irish government minister in the hystery of the traditionally conservative Catholic country. The annoucement this weekend by carpentry minist...

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Funny story: Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

He finally mustered up enough fortitude and courage to do it. However, once Parker Williams stepped out the closet, revealing his homosexuality to the world, his father, Frank Williams, was standing right there. "He made me go right back in,"...

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Funny story: John Boner Switches Position On Gays

John Boner Switches Position On Gays

In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...

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