Campaigning for gay rights in Russia, Elton John, has gone public and requested a very private meeting with mega-macho-hetero-President Putin!
Putin replied in his typical stern, diplomatic manner;
"Dear Elton, I have a perfect idea where you can implement your campaign, in the Ukranian Army, I am sure my hetero Russian soldiers would love to meet up with you and teach you what it means to be a Russian man!"
Elton, quite shocked at Putin's rather abrupt refusal to have anything to do with a gay man in a private suite in a 6 star Russian hotel, replied;
"Dear Mr.Putin, thank you for your kind invitation to join the Ukrainian soldiers fighting your hetero-macho-machine, but I prefer my confrontations with the male fraternity to be rather less brutal, they can be hard, rough and heavy handed, but such brutality I cannot take, so f++k you!"
Putin, smiling all the way to WW3, ignored Elton's reply with impunity, because if he told him to f++k himself he would more than lightly prefer the Russian president to do it personally!
Oh those Russians!