Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

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One of these women thought the first US President was Max Revlon, the other thought Calvin Klein.

Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.

The next question went to Kim Kardashian, who is with Detroit Lion lineman Reggie Bush. The question was, "Can you name three things about Detroit?" to which Kardashian responded, Motown, and Murder.

The next question went to Taylor Swift. She was asked to name three classical musicians to which she replied with the names Hank Williams Jr., Loretta Lynn, and Roger Miller.

When Lindsay Lohan was asked to name as many different drinks as she could, they had to stop her after three and a half hours.

When asked to call in to give results, the audience poll responded by asking that all four either be deported or put into rehab, even though that wasn't one of the questions.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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