Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Funny story written by Mr Goster

Saturday, 19 July 2014

image for Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback
lindsay selling computers

Fabulous actress Lindsay Lohan has announced she's back and never felt better.

The one time popular DJ was speaking at an award ceremony where she won the Ischia Comeback Award for her performance in the West End production of David Mamet's play 'Speed The Plow'.

Speaking at the ceremony,The Ischia Global Film & Music Festival, Lohan gushed, 'I'm back to my best.I'm bloody brilliant, always have been.Even when I was selling Computers I never doubted myself.I'm gorgeous, good fun and a super DJ, always available for expensive private functions.I thoroughly deserve this award, so thanks. I'm also thinking of moving to the UK permanently so there's some more good news for everyone.'

Event organiser, Hollywood gossip guru, Denver Colorado said, 'She's a wag isn't she?'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more