Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 15 November 2013

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The head of Peru's national police department has said they will not tolerate any out-of-line antics from Mr. Bieber.

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil.

Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of the hotel suite where he was staying.

He upset the people of Colombia when he spit on a security guard who stopped a 6-foot-2-inch tall girl from going up on stage and hugging the little Canadian dude.

And now during a concert in Argentina, after a young woman tossed a pair of size 5 Victoria's Secret bikini thong panties at his feet, he took out a cigarette lighter and lit them on fire setting off the arena's sprinkler system.

Word is that authorities in Peru have said that if the white hip hop wannabe tries anything of that nature in Peru he will be arrested and incarcerated for two months.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil has stated that Justin Bieber is one of the worst loose cannons he has ever seen and sad to say Bieber may see his career collapse from his own cannon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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