Shakira For President

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

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Shakira could be trading in her dancing shoes for the more formal presidential campaign heels. (Photo by Rico Chorizo)

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans.

She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia are urging her to run for president.

The 36-year-old singer-dancer replied that she loves her mother country and if the citizens of Colombia want her to run then she will certainly sit down and consider it.

She remarked that she has performed in every major city in Colombia so she certainly knows the people very well.

The fantastic belly dancer is even affectionately called Shaky by her millions of adoring fans.

SIDENOTE: Shakira revealed to Pico de Gallo that the people of her native country have already come up with a slogan for her political campaign. She smiled and said that its "My hips don't lie."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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