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Funny story: Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Jagger in distress, cries for help in ICU while orderly accompanies him on guitar

Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…

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Funny story: Benefit Concert in Tehran backfires

Benefit Concert in Tehran backfires

Planned as a peace mission, a benefit concert hastily organized by stars from the world of music and theater got a mixed reception from the exclusively female audience at a huge barn on the outskirts of Tehran yesterday. "We want peace with Iran",...

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Funny story: Concert to be held inside Elton John

Concert to be held inside Elton John

For years it has been one of the most exclusive and sought-after private venues in the world. Next month, Sir Elton John will be opening up his rectum for a New Years Eve concert to remember, featuring the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra. Conduc...

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Funny story: Finley Quaid Recovering After Paris Concert Shootings

Finley Quaid Recovering After Paris Concert Shootings

A total of 89 people fans were killed and more than 100 injured when anti trip hop gunmen stormed the Bataclan concert hall during a gig by UK singing artist Finley Quaid on Friday. Finley, 58, whose only UK chart hit to date is 'Because I love y...

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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 7: Recitals

The Case Against Recreation - Part 7: Recitals

Recitals- The smallest and cheapest, but often the most artistically rich type of musical event. The recital is usually a solo performance featuring a virtuoso musician-or a rank amateur who can't get any other gig. The small-scale venue is an intimate setting ideal for maximizing the entertainment experience. The only problem is when someone farts the sound and smell is much more...

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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 5: Concerts

The Case Against Recreation - Part 5: Concerts

Concerts- The idea of the concert originated hundreds of years ago, way before there was a medium to record music. The only way they could listen to music was to hear it being played live. Concert promoters delayed the development of recording devices for centuries in a conspiracy to protect their operations. It was a racket that marketed music like a rare commodity and thwarted cr...

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Funny story: Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

In the final show of John Mayer's tour a local magician becomes the hero of the concert when the automatic paper towel dispenser won't work. Guest Garner Girthoffer was interviewed about the occurrence. "Yeah it was a mess. It's bad enough when y...

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Funny story: Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Pop Slut Superstar Mylie Cyrus posted on her Facebook page today that she is cancelling her upcoming Gaza Strip concert tour due to the escalating "war and stuff" in the region. "I know my fans in Gaza will be really heartbroken that I'm not comin...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having a burger at Burger Bandit when she received a text message from her agent. He told her that Kim Jong Un had talked to Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View and said that he would pay her $1 million to fly t...

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Funny story: Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states. A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber says that he hates to disappoint his thousands of fans in the Ukraine but he will not be appearing there any time soon. Bieber, under advice of his manager, his agent, his doctor, his therapist, and his makeup artist...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood Cancels Three Concerts In Colorado Because She's Afraid of Marijuana

Carrie Underwood Cancels Three Concerts In Colorado Because She's Afraid of Marijuana

BOISE, Idaho - Carrie Underwood performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and the crowd absolutely loved her. Afterwards the Oklahoma native sat down in her dressing room backstage and talked with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine.

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wins!

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Wins!

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson the patriarch of the Duck Dynasty's Robertson family has just announced that A&E has backed down and they have lifted his suspension from the popular television cable show. Robertson sat in his living ro...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Perform A Concert In North Korea

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Perform A Concert In North Korea

LOS ANGELES - Representatives for Miley Cyrus have confirmed that the singer will be performing a concert in Pyongyang, North Korea in honor of President Kim Jong Un. The exact date has not yet been finalized but North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agen...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

Justin Bieber Will Be Arrested If He Ever Returns To Brazil

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Canadian tough guy wannabe, Justin Bieber is at it once again. While visiting Brazil to perform some concerts he got carried away and tagged the walls of the hotel where he was staying as well as the wall of his expens...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum and was surprised to hear a smattering of boos scattered throughout the venue. Afterwards he was asked backstage by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine what he thought abou...

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