Charlie Sheen To Run For Next Governorship In Colorado

Funny story written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 10 October 2013

Colorado might have a new sheen to it in the next few years, Charlie Sheen that is! The actor recently publicly announced that there is a slight chance that he might run for Governor.

"I really like what the state has done with their entertainment industry," Sheen told reporters, "Finally a State Government that is allowing Americans to have some fun! Smoking Weed and drinking beer? You don't get much more American than that!"

When asked what party he will be running with and what his platform will be based upon, Sheen stated, "I'll be starting my own party, the PARTY PARTY. I'll be pushing to legalize cocaine, excstasy, prostitution, and ripping off those tags on mattresses before they are purchased. I think we can get it done in a progressive state like Colorado. It NEEDS to get done, so we can get this party started!"

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