Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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Willie says that he cannot believe how much money his marijuana shops are bringing in. (Photo by Willie Nelson)

COLORADO SPRINGS - Country music icon Willie Nelson owns 10 marijuana shops in Denver and he has just purchased 10 more in Colorado Springs.

The 80-year-old music icon told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he cannot believe how much money his 10 pot shops in Denver have brought in, in just 30 days.

Willie told Zeppelin that he has always loved visiting and performing in the Rocky Mountain State but now that he is a state entrepreneur he loves it even more.

He grinned and said that he has met lots of wonderful young people since opening up his first shops.

The bearded wonder of country music said that he has even received over 200 marriage proposals, some from women who look like they could be Victoria's Secret models.

SIDENOTE: Willie has been approached by several groups of marijuana enthusiasts to consider running for political office in what has become known as The Marijuana Capital of The USA.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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