Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 23 September 2013

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Justin said that he started eating fortune cookies at the young age of seven.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber appeared on The Viagra View and he revealed to co-hosts Larry King and Regis Philbin that he has a rather strange fetish.

The 19-year-old said that he has never told anyone but he has a strong addiction to Chinese fortune cookies.

He said it started back when he was seven and his mother took him to a Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Chinese Restaurant in Montreal.

Bieber said that after eating a plate of Moo Moo Goo Guy Octopi he opened up the fortune cookie and it said You will become a famous boy singer and make rots and rots of money.

A week later Biebs said that he started eating anywhere from 15 to 19 fortune cookies on a daily basis.

He said that when his mother found out she took him to a doctor to try and cure him of his fortune cookie fetish, but the affliction only got worse.

He told Regis that he is now up to about 37 fortune cookies a day and if he does not eat that amount he has a tendency of losing his temper and he starts to act like a rap artist; except shorter, with straight hair, and not as dark.

SIDENOTE: Larry King told him that he ought to see about earning some money from his addiction-fetish by making a commercial for a fortune cookie company.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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