Vice-President Joe Biden To Appear On An Episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

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Tuesday, 10 September 2013

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Vice-President Joe Biden will be giving Honey Boo Boo a pet goat named 'Miss Coulter.'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has just announced that he has signed to appear on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, starring 8-year-old beauty pageant queen Alana Thompson.

The vice-president made his announcement at a White House state dinner in honor of Eva Longoria who is a generous contributor to Michelle Obama's White House Christmas Party Fund.

The vice-president said that he is a big fan of the show along with well known celebrities such as Miranda Lambert, Kobe Bryant, Whoopi Goldberg, and Donald Trump.

Vice-President Biden said that in the episode in which he will star he will be dealing with Honey Boo Boo's gay uncle who is known as Uncle Poodle.

Uncle Poodle has expressed a bit of frustration that the state of Georgia does not allow same-sex partners to marry.

He will apparently ask the vice-president if he can pull some strings in Washington, D.C. to get that changed.

In Other News. In an amazing turn of events the hip hop band The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz have cancelled a concert in Atlanta in which they were to have been on the same bill as Justin Bieber. A representative said that the band will not perform on the same stage with a white boy who does a horrendous black boy imitation.

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