BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson was at the Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her black roots touched up.
She told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that her patience with the father of her two children is wearing extremely thin.
"Thinner than LeAnn Rimes?" Fondue quipped.
Simpson replied by saying that it is even thinner than Nicole Richie.
Fondue giggled and said, "Now that is one skinny chickaroo."
Jessica said that she cannot figure out why gorgeously sexy celebrity women such as herself Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, and Kim Kardashian just cannot get the men in their lives to marry them.
Fondue rolled his eyes and replied that maybe it is because they do not want to be known as Mr. Jennifer Aniston or Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Simpson thought for a moment and responded by saying that she thinks that he may just have hit the (finger)nail on the head.
FuFi smiled, took a sip of his Maraschino Margarita, and said that he is good at that.
SIDENOTE: Fondue told Jessica that he has a feeling that Eric will ask her to marry him before Halloween. He giggled and then added that if he doesn't he will do her hair free two times.
