Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 19 August 2013

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A lot of Las Vegas marriages end up in divorce within six months.

LAS VEGAS - Research studies conducted by Chicago's Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency have shown an interesting trend regarding alcohol and marriages in Las Vegas.

ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that after conducting a nine-month study it has been determined that there is a definite correlation between the consumption of alcohol and impromptu Las Vegas marriages.

Buckleybox pointed out that his agency interviewed 1,281 couples who were married in Sin City and out of those 80 percent stated that the reason they got married was because they were both drunk.

He went on to say that out of the 1,281 couples only 317 were still married after a six month period.

He noted that 429 of the 1,281 couples had their marriage annulled within 72 hours.



WRITER'S NOTE: I'd like to thank Mr. Bagby B. Buckleybox for providing me with the research study information. Also thank you to Las Vegas showgirl Lolly "Cuddles" Summerwood for graciously volunteering to be my tour guide during my stay in Vegas. -GAZEBO SERENGETI, Bedroom Pillow Talk.

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