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Funny story: Hope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The rumors swirling around Baltimore are that former White House aide to the one-term president Donald John Trump, Hope Hicks, has confided to her hairdresser that she wants to have DJT’s baby in the worst way. One has…

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Funny story: Aging hipster discovers he’s been singing the wrong words to song almost 40 years!

Aging hipster discovers he’s been singing the wrong words to song almost 40 years!

David Singer tells us he usually takes things in stride. He doesn’t get too concerned about the “small stuff”. But this morning Mr. Singer is experiencing personal turmoil that may torment him for years to come. It all came about because of a be…

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Funny story: Pakistani Baby Charged With Assault

Pakistani Baby Charged With Assault

KARACHI, Pakistan – (World Satire) - A nine-month-old Pakistani baby was charged with assault, after he threw a baby toy dipped in chlorozintic acid at a gas meter reader. The baby’s parents along with the baby were arrested, and taken into custo…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says She’s a Big Fan of New Female Rap Sensation Sista Frizzle Frazzle

Katy Perry Says She’s a Big Fan of New Female Rap Sensation Sista Frizzle Frazzle

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Pop singer Katy Perry told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is enjoying being a mama to Daisy Dove Bloom, who is only two months old, and can already play four chords on the ukulele. Daisy Dove’s daddy, actor Orlando B…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign

Katy Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Katy Perry spoke with the iRumors News Agency and said that, after what seemed like 11 months, she has finally given birth. The singer saidd she swears, when little Daisy Dove Bloom came out of her womb, she was…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Turns Down an Offer From Playboy Magazine to Do a Nude Layout

Katy Perry Turns Down an Offer From Playboy Magazine to Do a Nude Layout

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of LaLaLand, are that Katy Perry has turned down an offer of $1.7 million to do a layout for Playboy that was to be titled “Katy Perry – In Her Birthday Suit and Ready To Pop Out That Baby”. Katy t…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…

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Funny story: A Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather

A Sick Couple in Phoenix Names Their New Baby Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather

PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...

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Funny story: Neighbors' Baby Uglier Than Shit

Neighbors' Baby Uglier Than Shit

Fairbury, Nebraska - A local couple gave birth to their first child Tuesday, and, according to their neighbor, the baby is uglier than shit. The ugly baby was born to Sarah and Michael Austin of Fairbury. Neighbor, Sal Greene, a 65-year-old writer...

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Funny story: Trump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares

Trump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares

During a press conference this morning, a general feeling of apathy overcame the press corp. One correspondent remarked, "We're in shock. We just can't take any more drama." The president was noticeably irritated by the sight of several report...

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Funny story: Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island

A New Zealand fisherman caught an 18-month-old baby boy while fishing off the coast of North Island. “I was expecting bass,” Gus “The Guzzler” H____ (name withheld to protect us from possible unpleasantness associated with reporting the news) sai...

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Funny story: Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

It may have happened over 50 years ago, but a NY woman claims she remembers it as if it were yesterday. Now she's appalled that her groper is being considered for a top Cabinet post in the current administration. But that's only if he survives a Cong...

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Funny story: Diaper Was Full Of Shit

Diaper Was Full Of Shit

A couple from Wisconsin have released details of an incident during the early hours of Friday morning, when they were woken by the frantic crying of their daughter who, apparently, needed urgent attention. Tina and John Green from Green Bay were r...

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Funny story: Unborn Baby Becomes Transgender

Unborn Baby Becomes Transgender

A medical breakthrough has caused some talk recently. An unborn baby has successfully undergone surgery to switch genders, whilst still in the womb. This has caused disturbance and anger in society as many in the community disagree an unborn child ca...

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Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Snoop Dogg Knocks Up Martha Stewart?

Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...

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Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...

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