Can you give generously? There are children being born in evil countries, being groomed to hate the West, to see life differently, to become evil … No, I’m not talking about any of those poor kids born to parents who are card-carrying members of…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The rumors swirling around Baltimore are that former White House aide to the one-term president Donald John Trump, Hope Hicks, has confided to her hairdresser that she wants to have DJT’s baby in the worst way. One has…
David Singer tells us he usually takes things in stride. He doesn’t get too concerned about the “small stuff”. But this morning Mr. Singer is experiencing personal turmoil that may torment him for years to come. It all came about because of a be…
KARACHI, Pakistan – (World Satire) - A nine-month-old Pakistani baby was charged with assault, after he threw a baby toy dipped in chlorozintic acid at a gas meter reader. The baby’s parents along with the baby were arrested, and taken into custo…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Pop singer Katy Perry told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is enjoying being a mama to Daisy Dove Bloom, who is only two months old, and can already play four chords on the ukulele. Daisy Dove’s daddy, actor Orlando B…
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Katy Perry spoke with the iRumors News Agency and said that, after what seemed like 11 months, she has finally given birth. The singer saidd she swears, when little Daisy Dove Bloom came out of her womb, she was…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of LaLaLand, are that Katy Perry has turned down an offer of $1.7 million to do a layout for Playboy that was to be titled “Katy Perry – In Her Birthday Suit and Ready To Pop Out That Baby”. Katy t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…
PHOENIX - Local authorities are looking into a situation where a young teenage couple has named their newborn baby boy Timmy Hydroxychloroquine Finnweather. The sheriff’s department received an anonymous phone call from a nurse who helped deliver...
Fairbury, Nebraska - A local couple gave birth to their first child Tuesday, and, according to their neighbor, the baby is uglier than shit. The ugly baby was born to Sarah and Michael Austin of Fairbury. Neighbor, Sal Greene, a 65-year-old writer...
During a press conference this morning, a general feeling of apathy overcame the press corp. One correspondent remarked, "We're in shock. We just can't take any more drama." The president was noticeably irritated by the sight of several report...
A New Zealand fisherman caught an 18-month-old baby boy while fishing off the coast of North Island. “I was expecting bass,” Gus “The Guzzler” H____ (name withheld to protect us from possible unpleasantness associated with reporting the news) sai...
It may have happened over 50 years ago, but a NY woman claims she remembers it as if it were yesterday. Now she's appalled that her groper is being considered for a top Cabinet post in the current administration. But that's only if he survives a Cong...
A couple from Wisconsin have released details of an incident during the early hours of Friday morning, when they were woken by the frantic crying of their daughter who, apparently, needed urgent attention. Tina and John Green from Green Bay were r...
A medical breakthrough has caused some talk recently. An unborn baby has successfully undergone surgery to switch genders, whilst still in the womb. This has caused disturbance and anger in society as many in the community disagree an unborn child ca...
UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...
Hollywood's newest power couple has announced that they are expecting a baby: According to friends of the engaged couple, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been house shopping in anticipation of starting a family. What's not clear however is if t...
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