North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

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Kim Jong Un says that Lindsay will be staying at the luxuriously exquisite Korean Kingdom Hotel in Pyongyang.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has just told a reporter for the national news agency, The Rice Paddy Whack that he watched Lindsay Lohan guest host on Chelsea Lately and he said that Lohan is one sexy babe.

Kim Jong Un who is happily married said that if he was not he would be on Lindsay Lohan faster than it takes Wynonna Judd to eat two morsels of fried okra.

The North Korean leader said that he used to think that Paris Hilton hung the moon but now he says that the real moon hanger is Miss Lindsay.

He told the news agency reporter to make it known that he wants her to visit him in Pyongyang and that the people of North Korea will pay for her airfare, her hotel room, her food, her cigarettes, her drinks, and whatever souvenirs she wants.

Kim Jong Un giggled as he said that he heard that a few weeks ago Lindsay had expressed that she wants to have a baby.

Kim made an entry to Facebook yesterday saying that if Miss Lohan agrees to have his baby he will pay her $6 million in cash.

SIDENOTE: Comedian Zydeco Dupree said that the Las Vegas odds on Lohan agreeing to have Kim Jong Un's baby are presently 5 to 3 that she won't.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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