Funny story - Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

New Bristol Rovers manager Graham Coughlan says taking on the job is an "extremely proud moment" after "10 years as a bridesmaid" in other roles. The 44-year-old was appointed as the League One side's new boss on a two-and-a-half-year deal on Sunday,...

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Funny story - Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Barcelona have reopened transfer talks with representatives of Chelsea and Brazil winger Willian. Previous talks had collapsed over the player's desire to be known as "Will-I-An" on his shirt. After scoring Rangers' second goal at St Mirren on Sat...

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Funny story - John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

John Terry's face being used on Indian cigarette packets

Representatives of John Terry are taking legal advice after an image resembling the footballer appeared on cigarette packs in India. The photograph of a blurred head and pale torso appears above the words SMOKING CIGARETTES CAN LEAD TO BEING CAPTA...

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Funny story - Chelsea 'Better' Than Southend - Scolari

Chelsea 'Better' Than Southend - Scolari

Big Phil Scolari announced in a press conference today that Chelsea were a better team than Southend. Which should come as no surprise to seasoned football fans the world over, considering that the current squad of Chelsea players cost something i...

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Funny story - LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...

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Funny story - Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...

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Funny story - John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

Sources close to Chelsea skipper John Terry say that he still insists that Chelsea can go on to lift the Premiership trophy from under the noses of Manchester United if the Blues win their final game of the season. Despite it being a mathematical...

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Funny story - John Terry News Update: He Did It For The Irish

John Terry News Update: He Did It For The Irish

John Terry, the Chelsea and former England football team captain, has told friends he is almost as sorry for shagging Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend, as Frenchman Thierry Henry said he was for handling the ball in the build-up to France's goal in the W...

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Funny story - John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...

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Funny story - Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea are today expected to confirm that their search for a new manager is over, and that they have secured the signature of Big Phil - not Felipe Scolari, the Brazilian, but Big Phil Mitchell, of...

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Funny story - Chelsea v Manchester United Latest

Chelsea v Manchester United Latest

It's the match that everyone in football has been talking about, the game between the Champions, Manchester United, and the team who many saw as their biggest challengers this season, Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea. Chelsea are currently in 5th place,...

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Funny story - Chelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers

Chelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers

Chelsea FC announced today that Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann, have been appointed as new joint managers of Chelsea. The surprise move has stunned the football world but the board of Chelsea FC have explained the...

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Funny story - Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss

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Funny story - John Terry, future manager of Chelsea, exposed as cheating scam

John Terry, future manager of Chelsea, exposed as cheating scam

Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich has decided to make John Terry the manager of his team.

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Funny story - Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...

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Funny story - John Terry denies making intelligent comment

John Terry denies making intelligent comment

Chelsea skipper John Terry has insisted he did not make an intelligent comment during Chelsea's comprehensive defeat by a classy and witty QPR team at Loftus Road yesterday. Videos posted on the internet claim to show JT mouthing the words "Nietzs...

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Funny story - Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Borussia Dortmund officials are sniggering at Chelsea's profligacy as it was made official that United States international Christian Pulisic is now a Chelsea player for a fee of £58m. Pulisic will remain at Dortmund until the end of the current sea...

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Funny story - Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea Move For Duckworth

Chelsea, who are known to be keen to offload their current manager Avram Grant, are planning to steal actor Jack Duckworth from under the noses of their not-so-fierce northern rivals Manchester City.

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Funny story - Astonishing scoreline at Old Trafford: Man Utd 25-Chelsea 24 and they were just the misses!

Astonishing scoreline at Old Trafford: Man Utd 25-Chelsea 24 and they were just the misses!

The Premier league game between Man Utd and Chelsea was absolutely flabbergasting as both teams put on an astonishing performance in how to miss 100% chances. TV fans and fans lucky enough to have witnessed this crazy game live saw both sets of p...

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Funny story - John Terry Transfer Shock

John Terry Transfer Shock

Sources close to Stamford Bridge have said that Chelsea and England captain John Terry may be on his way out of the club amid claims that "the dressing room is divided". Terry said in an interview last week, that he had supported sacked boss Luiz...

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