Funny story - Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Football Gossip: Willian, Rangers, Jordan Nobbs, Liverpool, Mourinho Shock

Barcelona have reopened transfer talks with representatives of Chelsea and Brazil winger Willian. Previous talks had collapsed over the player's desire to be known as "Will-I-An" on his shirt. After scoring Rangers' second goal at St Mirren on Sat...

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Funny story - Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Borussia Dortmund officials are sniggering at Chelsea's profligacy as it was made official that United States international Christian Pulisic is now a Chelsea player for a fee of £58m. Pulisic will remain at Dortmund until the end of the current sea...

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Funny story - LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

LBC Radio Presenter James O'Brien Is A Bit Of A Knob

London radio presenter, James O'Brien, got into hot water when he started slagging-off Chelsea and England footballer Frank Lampard on his programme today. O'Brien took calls on his LBC phone-in show about Lampard, and about how the player has spl...

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Funny story - Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

Football Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof

New Bristol Rovers manager Graham Coughlan says taking on the job is an "extremely proud moment" after "10 years as a bridesmaid" in other roles. The 44-year-old was appointed as the League One side's new boss on a two-and-a-half-year deal on Sunday,...

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Funny story - Vanessa Perroncel Says John Terry's Cock Smaller Than We Would Imagine

Vanessa Perroncel Says John Terry's Cock Smaller Than We Would Imagine

Vanessa Perroncel, the model at the centre of the John Terry Scandal, has spoken out today in a French newspaper interview, claiming that Mr Terry's penis is not as big as people would think, and "nothing to write home about". Perroncel is the for...

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Funny story - Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...

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Funny story - Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in the Champions League quarter final second...

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Funny story - Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2 Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar. Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad? Glad All Over Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director. Their fans could do with a laugh.

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Funny story - John Terry denies making intelligent comment

John Terry denies making intelligent comment

Chelsea skipper John Terry has insisted he did not make an intelligent comment during Chelsea's comprehensive defeat by a classy and witty QPR team at Loftus Road yesterday. Videos posted on the internet claim to show JT mouthing the words "Nietzs...

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Funny story - Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Chelsea Players Asked Not To Dive During Man City Match

Chelsea players have been implored not to dive during their head to head with Manchester City, due to a lack of medical staff on their bench. After Jose Mourinho's bizarre sending off of his medical team, it has left the London side facing a diffi...

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Funny story - Man City Rest Robinho Amid Chelsea 'Own Goal' Worry

Man City Rest Robinho Amid Chelsea 'Own Goal' Worry

The world's richest football club, Manchester City, have rested their new £33million star Robinho for today's match with Chelsea, after fears were raised that the Brazilian might score an own goal. Robinho was to have signed for Chelsea, but was w...

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Funny story - Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...

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Funny story - Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Chelsea midfielder, Frank Lampard has admitted that he is nearing the end of his career in the beautiful game. Unfortunately, being the dullest object on the planet, so dull he occasionally vanishes during matches, he would only be eligible for a Mat...

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Funny story - Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...

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Funny story - Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Doha, Qatar - An oil-rich nabob from the gas state of Qatar has brought a three billion dollar smirk to the Russian mobster's face. Shaikh Mustapha Pee bin Dishdasha, son of the Emir, is even throwing in some spare gas wells, a 50ft ocean-going ya...

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Funny story - Chelsea fan Nick Clegg taunts David Cameron about Aston Villa

Chelsea fan Nick Clegg taunts David Cameron about Aston Villa

Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrats, has wound up Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron with taunts about Aston Villa selling their best players. Cameron, who has been supporting the Villa since he was 13, is reported to be incensed by...

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Funny story - Ashley Cole now less popular than the Ebola virus survey says

Ashley Cole now less popular than the Ebola virus survey says

A recent survey by pollsters YouGov has revealed that Ashley Cole is now less popular than the Ebola virus. This has come on the back of recent allegations made by the News of the World involving the troubled footballer's antics with an air-gun, that...

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Funny story - Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final second leg. That goal...

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Funny story - Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers. Which is...

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Funny story - Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England. Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smu...

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