California Comes Out of Depression: Gayconomy!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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Results of recovering the Clintonian knack for straight or crooked nookie!

Gayconomy has struck the Golden State! While states straight across the US of Hetereosexsuality are malingering in the quagmire of Bush domestic and foreign policy, the state of the golden boys and girls is booming with the gaynomic stimulus of gay marriage. Rings, cakes, clothes, and giant ceremonies and receptions, the California economy has found the way out of the Bushutdown!

Economically depressed states are sending study groups to California to discover their secret to tickling the nards of the Bushutdown. Now that economics has discovered the importance of psychology, shrinks, shranks and shrunks are spreading out across the nation in search of the holy grail of economic stimulation.

Dr Redress Watt-Usuppress blames the Christian conservatism of Bushnation:" Recession comes from repression! Once we recover the Clintonian knack for nookie, straight or crooked, watch the economic erection!"

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