Dear Hollywood, dear illustrious dreamers of the American fantasy, dear, dear colleagues in art, There’s something we need to discuss. Coffee. And when I say “coffee” I mean any hot beverage that comes in a disposable paper cup with a plastic l…
The Starbucks Coffehouse, Brew Bistro, and Pastry Franchise recently celebrated its 54th anniversary. The company that was born in Seattle, Washington, now has 35,803 outlets in 84 countries including China, Cambodia, Pisagovia, and the Greater An…
Starbucks is coming out with some sexy new coffee flavours for 2023, and everybody’s eager to try them out. Don’t be scared if your barista asks you: “Wanna Covid shot with your non-fat mocha latte?” Or maybe: “Get your booster shot with every…
Now THAT'S the picture of health! The brand spankin’ new Deputy PM (so that means if Truss gets trussed, Coffey takes over the entire country? Wow!) Out with the old, in with the … coffey. (Try not to look at her rightside-up … better to have t…
Kenya is coming up with a wonderful new type of coffee, which surely will be sucked up by Starbucks and sold to suckers at an outrageous price. Why not put a splash of camel milk in your coffee? A cafe owner in Nairobi has invented the “camel-ccin…
Sales of the new Sage & Onion Latte have been booming at coffee shops across the UK, as people will buy a dog turd on a stick if they’ve been told it’s a ‘Festive Limited Edition.’ “It’s just the ticket after a gruelling ninety minutes shopp…
One of America’s most popular coffee chains has burst into the modern age with the first sexual preference-specific, LGBTQ-themed Dunkin’ Donuts store in downtown Cincinnati. Lots of fanfare and glitz on display for passersby at the grand opening yes…
FARGO, North Dakota – (Spoof News) - Gasoline Prices Magazine is reporting that a Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo is selling gasoline for 13 cents a gallon. When asked how in the world they can sell gas so cheap, when every other gas station in Am…
Although it is six months until Christmas, Kevin Wilkes, from Etch a Sketch-themed Cafe Sketchers in Chutney on the Fritz's high street has decided to launch his festive range early. 'Yes, next week we will re-open,' said the hirsute 25-year-old.
Even as the Frappuccino has become one of Starbucks most popular and profitable menu items, many Starbucks baristas admit that they secretly look down on the customers who order the sweet, cold and creamy coffee concoction. “No class,” said Baltim...
No longer willing to passively tolerate a modern-day society in which “grabbing” it is the accepted norm, coffee has finally spoken out. “I’m steamed!” said coffee spokesman Joe Cuppa, his indignation clearly at a boiling point. “I am not meant to...
28-year-old Justin Drake of Nashville, Tennessee, recently blew a gasket when his girlfriend, Cara Shiley, yet again expected him to foot the bill – this time for her fancy coffee drink. “I lost my shit," acknowledged Justin, “It wasn't pretty.”...
Dissatisfied with the wait-time for a cup of coffee to go at his (formerly) regular neighborhood coffee shop, Bean Stop, New York City resident Dan Foley recently decided to take his business elsewhere. “There were three people in line ahead of me...
All self-styled coffee aficionados know that, in recent times, it has become virtually impossible to achieve a clear win in a coffee bragging dialogue (CBD). Every connoisseur worthy of challenge owns a sophisticated coffee machine, and, with hundreds of coffees from which to choose, anybody can enthuse about a type of which his or her opponent is unaware - naturally adding the denouement: "I'm...
Jack Dolan of Morrisville was determined this past Monday morning to finally reach is unattained goal of perfecting his morning coffee. With the same determination he has carried every working day for the past 23 years Jack headed to the local conve...
Herb Pencock, of Morrisville Pa., strolled into a local 7- 11 on Tuesday morning and demanded a 7-gallon cup of coffee saying "I need to wake up, I'm dragging" After waiting several minutes as the staff poured all available coffee into an u...
Boston MA - Let's be honest, we have all had the opportunity of visiting each of these food service chains at least once. It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility that you have hit them both in the same day. I definitely prefer one over...
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