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Funny story: Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

A new industry has arisen to aid the nation’s unemployed, under-employed, and full-time employed who have only three part-time jobs. At this time, machine laundering in the sex doll brothel movement has not sufficiently developed, and humans are...

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Funny story: Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

There was brighter news for industry today, when it was announced that, despite poor performances in nearly all the UK's industry sectors, there was one major area of growth - shoplifting. Whilst energy, manufacturing, the services sector, financi...

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Funny story: US Industries to Take Over EPA

US Industries to Take Over EPA

Now that a dozen or more large US corporations will operate the newly privatized EPA, the future of US industry looks a lot brighter--even as the skies darken from the increased pollution. Scott Pruitt, token head of the EPA, and Monsaton CEO, Nic...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...

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Funny story: Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

"You go to all these motivational speeches and they get you all stirred up and ready to go after your companys competition and what happens after that?" "They arrest you." This was the complaint of George Madison as he gave a reporter the lowdo...

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Funny story: Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Dearborn, Michigan - It's been a rough road for the introduction of 2013 Ford Escape. First, the newly designed SUV was recalled because its gas pedal had a tendency to get stuck in the carpeting at awkward moments. Another recall was required for fl...

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Funny story: World's Most Expensive Hat Comes With Car

World's Most Expensive Hat Comes With Car

Complimentary services and products have long been used to intensify consumer interest. The added value of something free with something you pay for has been used to market high end products and as seen on TV junk alike. Although this is nothing new,...

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Funny story: We Could Never Have Known

We Could Never Have Known

We could never have known just how many things would be changed in year 2012, but now as we approach the 30th February, we are beginning to understand. We all knew that the Rothschild banking empire would collapse under the weight of imaginary gold, and that we would see aliens speaking to us in English and Mexican on the tele, but we never expected that every human would suddenly develop the a...

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Funny story: Renewed Hope For Irish Bicycle Industry

Renewed Hope For Irish Bicycle Industry

During a week when the problems of the Irish Bicycle Industry, have rarely been off the front pages, some good news has finally started to emerge. Ireland's largest bicycle manufacturer - County Down Bicycles of County Down, - which employs a staf...

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Funny story: A Statement From The Minister For String

A Statement From The Minister For String

Good evening. "How long is a piece of string?" How long indeed? It's a question often on the lips of those searching for an answer to a knotty problem. A problem that they are struggling to unravel, to disentangle. And I have to say that it's a question I am asking you to consider tonight. "How long is a piece of string?" Of course, this is a complex matter, and does not lend itself to a sim...

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Funny story: Celebrating The New Passover

Celebrating The New Passover

The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...

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Funny story: Licence Denied For New Slimming Product

Licence Denied For New Slimming Product

Officials today refused to grant a licence to a new slimming product developed by Mad Ed's Drug Company. Reasons cited were insufficient clinical trials, unsanitary production facilities, and the likelihood of death for potential users. The produc...

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Funny story: The Steddyeddy Awards to Industry

The Steddyeddy Awards to Industry

These are the special "Value for Money" awards you have been waiting for - Steddyeddy's dedication to those businesses/organisations who in turn are solidly dedicated to .......... ripping you, their public, off. Of course, the main people to blame for the high prices are people like YOU, people who pay silly prices for silly things, allowing companies and firms to overcharge and provide extremely...

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