Tonic is the cool one

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

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Sometimes, you just need the gin though

Although for years, Gin has been receiving all of the plaudits as the drink of choice for Hipsters, marketing people, and anyone wishing to jump on a fad before it disappears again, Tonic has been the silent partner, the one at the back, doing all of the work that no-one notices.

'Gin without Tonic is like Laurel without Hardy, Steptoe without Son, Ant without Dec, Keith Harris without Orville, one Ronnie without the other one' said Tonic marketer Simon Bartholomew.

'So, we thought we would put Tonic front and centre, where it belongs' said Simon 'Like hair, Gin needs Tonic, and we will see to it that everyone sees it as we do'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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