NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A consumer advocate organization known as the We're Watching 'Em Consumer Advocate Group (WWECAG), has just made a very interesting discovery.
The group based in Hackensack, New Jersey, has just discovered that the dry cereal that has been using the sports slogan "The Breakfast of Champions," has not been exactly honest with the cereal breakfast eating public.
The Consumer News Service is reporting that Wheaties does not contain any wheat whatsoever.
After investigating a box of Wheaties, it was discovered that the box was wheatless, but it did contain several other grains including oats, barley, rye, sorghum, milo, rice, and triticale.
SIDENOTE: The US Department of Dry Cereal is planning on releasing a statement regarding what they plan to do about this brand new discovery.
