A man has revealed how, minding his own business eating his breakfast this morning, he became aware of two houseflies that had landed on the rim of his plate, and were indulging in a bit of 'the old in-out'.
Moys Kenwood, 56, had finished his Corn Flakes and milk, and was eating a slice of toast with marmalade, when he saw the flies going at it, literally 'hammer and tongs', seemingly unaware of his presence.
Slowly, he brought his left hand up from under the plate, and, in a grabbing motion, swiped upwards. Amazingly, the flies must have been in such a state of overwhelming ecstasy, that they were swept up by Kenwood's fingers, and nipped into oblivion before they could escape.
Then he finished his toast, drank his tea, and buggered off to work.