WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…
Big companies need big paychecks, so Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and others are laying off tons of workers. “It’s not us, it’s the recession … it’s a much better excuse than blaming the rich,” said one source who ran screaming from my microphone.
Global warming and climate change just got their biggest booster in billionaires! Bezos, Bloomberg and Gates (among other unnamed billionaires) have all signed up and invested in a place where ice is melting so fast, it may be exposing wonderful n…
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and The Artist Formerly Known as Donald Trump have all joined forces to become the first “boy” band of billionaires. Through careful manipulation of political, legal, and economic forces no one b…
According to Elon Musk spokespersons, he has a nose for opportunities. Not satisfied with merely the purchase of Twitter, he is now moving the goal posts toward additional targets for his billionaire appetite. He would take the CEO role for var…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced to the White House press corps that the president has decided to cut some of the tremendous deficit that he inherited from the former “Divider-in-Chief,” Donald Jonathan Trump.
(To be sung to the melody of “One Tin Soldier”) Listen children to a story That was told not long ago ‘Bout a rich guy on a mountain And his workers far below. On the mountain was a treasure Where the white guy paid no tax ‘Cause our tax law…
TARBORO, South Carolina – Mike Bloomberg, the multi-billionaire who is picking up more Democratic support than Lizzy Warren, Joey Biden, and the Bernster Sanders put together, says that he is in “Full Kick-ass” mode. President Trump has said that...
Inside sources indicate Ms. Clinton has severe reservations on joining with Mr. Bloomberg for the 2020 presidential election next November. “Once a bride, or even twice, is enough,” she told reporters, “in this age of gender equality and alteratio...
The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in…
Increasingly, members of Congress support measures to abolish America’s billionaires. Tough cookies if you happen to be a Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, or Warren Buffet. However, Uncle Sam, America’s only trillionaire, stands to reap an enormous windfall...
You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim. Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...
The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...
Recent attention to "affluenza," also known as "sudden wealth syndrome," has brought forward Philip "Filith" Von Lucre, formerly very wealthy but now transformed to humble student of the disease. Mr. Von Lucre descended from the families of Madiso...
Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Thursday he was "pleased" by the Presidents decision to keep 5,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan after 2016, but pressed for "a surge of 17,000 more boots on the ground for that country...
The political network overseen by the conservative billionaires Charles G. and David H. Koch plans to spend close to $900 million on the 2016 campaign. This spending goal was reached at the Koch's annual winter retreat in Palm Springs where assembl...
Between 2006 and 2012, the wealthiest Americans became less generous with charitable donations, as a share of their total income, while lower- and middle-income Americans reached farther into their pockets as they witnessed the need for charity in th...
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