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Funny story: The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...

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Funny story: Billionaires abolished. Trillionaire Uncle Sam exempt.

Billionaires abolished. Trillionaire Uncle Sam exempt.

Increasingly, members of Congress support measures to abolish America’s billionaires. Tough cookies if you happen to be a Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, or Warren Buffet. However, Uncle Sam, America’s only trillionaire, stands to reap an enormous windfall...

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Funny story: The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim.  Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...

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Funny story: PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...

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Funny story: Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath

Recent attention to "affluenza," also known as "sudden wealth syndrome," has brought forward Philip "Filith" Von Lucre, formerly very wealthy but now transformed to humble student of the disease. Mr. Von Lucre descended from the families of Madiso...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Thursday he was "pleased" by the Presidents decision to keep 5,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan after 2016, but pressed for "a surge of 17,000 more boots on the ground for that country...

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Funny story: Billionaires To Form New Political Party

Billionaires To Form New Political Party

The political network overseen by the conservative billionaires Charles G. and David H. Koch plans to spend close to $900 million on the 2016 campaign. This spending goal was reached at the Koch's annual winter retreat in Palm Springs where assembl...

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Funny story: Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Between 2006 and 2012, the wealthiest Americans became less generous with charitable donations, as a share of their total income, while lower- and middle-income Americans reached farther into their pockets as they witnessed the need for charity in th...

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Funny story: We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

LOS ANGELES-According to a new study from the Brookings Institution, the income gap between the rich and super-rich has reached its largest margin in a century. This revelation has sparked outrage among the (almost) richest people in the country.

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Funny story: Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...

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Funny story: Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Hates Being Ignored

Donald Trump Hates Being Ignored

NEW YORK CITY - There is perhaps no one in the entire United States who hates being ignored more than Mr. Golden Hair himself, Donald Trump. Everyone knows that when it comes to the size of egos, Trump's is probably a little bit bigger than Greenl...

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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...

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Funny story: Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

LOS ANGELES - Showing no signs of letting up on her verbal attack of Donald Trump, Cher appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show and took some more jabs at the man she calls The Off-Key Trumpet. Cher has repeatedly made it known that Trump's Birther...

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Funny story: Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

New York - Lawyers in a probate case before the New York courts have reported fears that the President's 'open door' policy towards vagrants, nomadics and other itinerant undesirables could blight Fifth Avenue's multi-million dollar condominiums.

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Funny story: Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...

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Funny story: Election Attack Ad Spending Provided Major Economic Stimulus

Election Attack Ad Spending Provided Major Economic Stimulus

Negative campaign advertising during the recent midterm elections injected $800 billion into the American economy. "The combination of a glut of billionaires, low taxes on billionaires, and a Supreme Court decision allowing anonymous campaign spen...

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