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Funny story: All Banks Will Fall for Crypto to Rise

All Banks Will Fall for Crypto to Rise

The banks are falling! The banks are falling! So yelled Hermann Von Moneylaunder, president of a very big and important European bank. After he took out all his money and put it into Bitcoin, that is. The banks are failing for a reason. There i…

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Funny story: Save Your Money – and Trade it In For Crypto, You Poor Rich Bastard!

Save Your Money – and Trade it In For Crypto, You Poor Rich Bastard!

Who wants some crypto? Crypto for sale, get it while the getting’s good. Visa and other credit cards are hopping on the crypto train and want to pressure small businesses into not taking cash anymore. Make it a digital currency, we’ve had enough o…

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Funny story: Artificial Intelligence Artist Rembrandt Sues Bitcoin Company 'FakeCoin' - For Part of the Profits

Artificial Intelligence Artist Rembrandt Sues Bitcoin Company 'FakeCoin' - For Part of the Profits

FakeCoin has made many millions of dollars off Rembrandt's paintings and prints. (Both personal and advertising sales.) Rembrandt wants part of the profits so he can buy some writing and art Bots for himself. He also wants a Bigger Superco…

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Funny story: 'Funny Money'- The 'Digital Buck' is Coming your Way

'Funny Money'- The 'Digital Buck' is Coming your Way

All countries are going to have Digital Currencies in the near Future. China and India already have them. Paper Money - like paper Books and paper Newspapers are on the way Out. Everybody will have to turn in their paper Money. Soon y…

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Funny story: Crypto Pimp Daddy Needs To Git Paid!

Crypto Pimp Daddy Needs To Git Paid!

Money money money money … maahney! That’s right, folks, step right up and get some new future money! Y’say you don’t know what this crypto currency is and why should you even care? Now, now, that’s old thinking. And we’re currently at a point i…

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Funny story: Bitcoin Users Shifting To ‘USD’ Layer After Crash

Bitcoin Users Shifting To ‘USD’ Layer After Crash

Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies crashed further last week as more people continue to liquidate their crypto assets. A report is showing that a horde of bitcoin holders are now shifting to a payments network that is steadily gaining popularity in t…

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Funny story: Tether Announces Name Change To ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in Rebranding Effort

Tether Announces Name Change To ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in Rebranding Effort

Tether, Inc – a cryptocurrency stablecoin worth one dollar – will change their name to ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in a rebrand that comes as the company faces a series of accounting crises. Similar to how there is nothing federal about the ‘Federal…

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Funny story: Crypto Bros Get ‘#StopTheSteal’ Trending After Bitcoin Crash; Matt Damon Under Fire For Pump And Dump

Crypto Bros Get ‘#StopTheSteal’ Trending After Bitcoin Crash; Matt Damon Under Fire For Pump And Dump

Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies suffered yet another crash over last week raising fresh concerns from the community about institutional investors dumping crypto in a coordinated effort. A small subset of the community took to Twitter and got ‘#Sto…

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Funny story: North Korea Funding Nuclear Program With Stolen Crypto Hailed As Mainstream Crypto Adoption Win

North Korea Funding Nuclear Program With Stolen Crypto Hailed As Mainstream Crypto Adoption Win

North Korea has been conducting crypto mining and continues to be accused of crypto heists to make up for the pandemic-related economic slowdown. Shockingly, North Korea has used the stolen cryptocurrencies to support its nuclear and missile programs…

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Funny story: Cryptocurrency Is Now One-Step Above Monopoly Money

Cryptocurrency Is Now One-Step Above Monopoly Money

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The digital currency that was developed and designed to work as a means of money exchange using computer systems has bellied up and is a big failure. The Vox Populi News Agency has revealed that the system that called it…

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