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Funny story: The Cuban Woman Who Received A Uvula From a Flamingo Says The Surgery Was a Success

The Cuban Woman Who Received A Uvula From a Flamingo Says The Surgery Was a Success

HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s Las Nuevas News Agency has reported that the woman who had a flamingo uvula transplant surgery back in October of 2021, says she came through with flying colors (no pun intended). Ramona De La Mamamona, 77, a…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc. To Buy Guantanamo Bay Prison and Turn it Into The World's Largest Amusement Park

Bezos-Musk Inc. To Buy Guantanamo Bay Prison and Turn it Into The World's Largest Amusement Park

GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba

President Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked by a reporter with BuzzFuzz about the scuttlebutt that the US is planning on invading Cuba. She smiled and asked Miss (Taffeta) Kixx if she had read that in the Nat…

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Funny story: The CIA Uncovers Russian Plot To Invade Cuba

The CIA Uncovers Russian Plot To Invade Cuba

WASHIGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The CIA has just confirmed that they have intercepted a Kremlin memorandum, which clearly shows that Russia is planning to launch an invasion of Cuba. CIA agent Dora the Explorer (the agent's name has been changed)…

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Funny story: An Undefeated Cuban Boxer Knocks Himself Out

An Undefeated Cuban Boxer Knocks Himself Out

HAVANA – The man who is considered to be one of Cuba's best boxers has just lost his first fight. Francisco "Chico" Dominico, 28, who was a 9 to 1 favorite over Venezuela’s Manny “El Puncho” Mendoza, started off pretty good, landing several devast...

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Funny story: Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba

Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba

Uber is taking a significant step this week in its effort to build out its transportation-on-demand business in Havana, Cuba. Cuba is the biggest ride-hailing market in the Caribbean. "We are tired of riding donkeys all day, and Uber came to ou...

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Funny story: Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.

Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.

Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida. Special to The Spoof. By executive order, issued from his private retreat here, President Donald Trump today proclaimed that Cuba was part of the United States. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, at the Capitol, was u...

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Funny story: Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Looking to beef up their roster for the year, The Cuban National Football Team hired recently paroled cannibal Pepe Kerjoly. Hailing from a Serbian/Cuban family, Kerjoly was identified by prison scouts when he was a teenager and led the prison foo...

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Funny story: Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Key West, Fl - Donald Trump announced today from Trump Tower that he has reached agreement with Russian President Vladimir Putin to build a 90-mile bridge from Key West to Cuba to be named the Castro-Kennedy Bridge. The bridge is expected to be comp...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

US Hotel giant Starwood has been allowed to purchase three hotels in the Cuban capital of Havana. As part of the purchase, the hotel chain will renovate the hotels to US standards, meaning plastic breakfasts, plastic cutlery, rubber waffles and plent...

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Funny story: Hey! Grab Them Cuban Guys! I Need My Car Fixed!

Hey! Grab Them Cuban Guys! I Need My Car Fixed!

Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship Humphrey Bogart- Claude Rains style. We got the money, they got the raw talent. I'm talking cars here. Because of the 1960's trade embargo Cuba has been cut off from the great world of American automobiles (that is- great to them, not to the rest of the world. Lets r...

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Funny story: US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored

US-Cuba Diplomatic Relations Restored

After decades of intense hostility, the United States and Cuba have finally agreed to let bygones be bygones and have a fresh start to an era of civility between the two arch-enemies. Diplomats from both countries signed a treaty stipulating the...

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Funny story: Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...

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Funny story: Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

Entirety of Cuba is covered in twelve feet of snow

All of Cuba was hammered by a snowstorm last night which dumped twelve feet of snow on the island. Both the Cuban government and the U.S. Congress are blaming President Barack Obama. "It's a catastrophe. We've never had this much snow. Adios, amig...

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Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

WASHINGTON -President Obama's policy of normalizing relations with Cuba brought an angry response from Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who said, "This is about the appeasement of autocratic dictators, thugs, and adversaries, diminishing America's influen...

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Funny story: Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains. This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades o...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

Vladimir Putin Says He Is Pulling Back Some Troops From The Ukraine

MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...

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