Some have said The Simpsons can sometimes predict the future. Have I? I wrote a story about China wanting to own every island nation in the Caribbean. And now the Chinese have done a deal with Cuba to put, what, missile or just a ton of sur…
Puerto Ricans, Haitians, and members of the feared, machete-carrying Honduran gang, Los Pendehos, celebrated last night in the courtyards of subsidized housing on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Members of the powerful congressional democratic…
Despite it being a communist country, Ted Cruz has bought land in Cuba. A paparazzi photographed Cruz on his knees on his new piece of land, weeping, saying “I’m home, papa, I’m finally home.” Why has Cruz more and more changed his appearance to l…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BuzzFuzz News Agency (UK) has learned that Queen Elizabeth will be traveling to Cuba in the near future. The 96-year-old Royal monarch of England says that she still enjoys getting on a British Airways PLC jet and fl…
Last year 80, 000 plus Cubans came to America, because we have a total economic embargo Of Cuba. This is how we foster Democracy in Latin America and the Caribbean. We are famous for encouraging Democracy - right? Trump was a Cuba Commie Hater whi…
Little did anyone in the Western World know that CUBA CURED CANCER! Wha? And it wasn’t one of those ‘little cancers’, if there is such a thing, but a pretty fucking major one. Lung cancer! Holy shit, do people know this, or is this an exa…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The owner of The New York Jets, Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV, says that he has had it with his team's lack of fans attending Jets games. Woody noted that his team last year finished with a lousy 3-14 record, and…
London News: By some measures, Cuba is the most socially organized of the world's nations. So why is there poverty in Cuba? There seems to be a great deal of news article saying that Communism is responsible for the poverty. Stephen Einstein,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Right now President Biden has a dozen things on his mind starting with the potato shortage in Idaho, the printer ink shortage in South Dakota, the McKetchup packet shortage at all McDonalds, and the 10-legged tarant…
After Ted Cruz shot back at a British reporter that America was “… the safest country on Earth”, people haven’t stopped laughing, this reporter included. African-Americans, like George Floyd, are laughing at the senator. Indigenous Americans, Lati…
MIAMI - (Satire News) - The US Weather Guild is reporting that a huge, dangerous-as-shit hurricane has just formed off the coast of Cuba. The hurricane, which is predicted to hit the Florida Keys as a Category 6, could most likely end up totally s…
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s Las Nuevas News Agency has reported that the woman who had a flamingo uvula transplant surgery back in October of 2021, says she came through with flying colors (no pun intended). Ramona De La Mamamona, 77, a…
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked by a reporter with BuzzFuzz about the scuttlebutt that the US is planning on invading Cuba. She smiled and asked Miss (Taffeta) Kixx if she had read that in the Nat…
WASHIGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The CIA has just confirmed that they have intercepted a Kremlin memorandum, which clearly shows that Russia is planning to launch an invasion of Cuba. CIA agent Dora the Explorer (the agent's name has been changed)…
HAVANA – The man who is considered to be one of Cuba's best boxers has just lost his first fight. Francisco "Chico" Dominico, 28, who was a 9 to 1 favorite over Venezuela’s Manny “El Puncho” Mendoza, started off pretty good, landing several devast...
Uber is taking a significant step this week in its effort to build out its transportation-on-demand business in Havana, Cuba. Cuba is the biggest ride-hailing market in the Caribbean. "We are tired of riding donkeys all day, and Uber came to ou...
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